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    Default Man Attacks Another Man With Hedgehog

    Good God, what are they drinking down in New Zealand these days?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7334233.stm

    NZ man 'used hedgehog as weapon'
    A man in New Zealand has been charged with using a hedgehog as a weapon, the New Zealand Herald has reported.

    Police said William Singalargh, 27, had hurled the hedgehog about 5m (16ft) at a 15-year-old boy.

    "It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks," said Senior Sgt Bruce Jenkins, in the North Island town of Whakatane.

    It was unclear whether the hedgehog was still alive when it was thrown, though it was dead when collected as evidence.

    The police spokesman said the suspect was arrested "for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog."

    Mr Singalargh is due to appear in court on 17 April. If convicted, he faces up to five years in prison
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    I personally feel that to be pretty badassed. It takes a real man to make a hedgehog in to a viable weapon of combat. Not one that most mere mortals would generally consider. You just can't be a step ahead of your opponent in anticipation when there are hedgehogs involved. Much like death by ...idunno, baseball hat or frisbee.
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    personally i would have used a pissed-off badger.
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    Well; I could see throwing a Cobra at a guy or stuffing a poisonous Octopuss down the back of his shirt. Maybe crushing him with a war elephant.

    I don't know, a hedgehog?

    Isn't that like hucking a Blowfish? Especially since a guy claimed he was raped by a hedgehog a couple of weeks back, the kid should consider himself lucky he was just bruised.
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    The day you were raped by a hedgehog was not a good day.
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    Am I bad for thinking Ron Jeremy was somehow involved?

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    They have Hedgehogs in new zealand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    They have Hedgehogs in new zealand?
    Deadly ones at that.
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    Flying stingrays, man-raping wombats, and now this, a hurtling hedgehog. Marlin Perkins must be dancing a jig, because it seems the kingdom is indeed wild.

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    Damn.... I'm staying away from New Zealand!
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