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    Happy Birthday Ted Van Halen

    Yup, it's that remarkable time of year again. The wonders of March Madness are winding down, and The Matsres takes place this week. Oh, and we celebrate the annual birthday of one Ted Van Halen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my friend. Here's the hope for many more to you!
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    Happy birthday, Ted!
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    If you anagram Ted Van Halen, you get Vend The Anal. And just don't want to go there; especially on a Monday morning.

    Monday birthdays can be very nasty. Especially if you partied hardy all weekend, got in a fistfight with three bouncers at the strip club, and woke up on your bathroom floor with White Castle vomit in your hair and two of your teeth in your pocket. Plus, you have to be at work early since you have to make an important sales presentation to the local Baptist church.
    Not that I would know anything about that...

    So, take a deep breath, have a cup of coffee, make an appointment at the Dental Haven, and enjoy the rest of your day. It only gets better from here.

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    Yo Ted? Happy Birthday cuz!!!!


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    Have a Happy Birthday TVH!
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    Happy Birthday, hope it's a good one.

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    Have a great day, and then take tomorrow off! Happy Birthday.
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    Have a great one, Ted

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    Happy Birthday Ted, enjoy thye Birthday sex.
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    Happy Birthday!
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    Thanks guys & gals. I have nothing witty to say. 'winkle is just too tough an act to follow.


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    Hope you had a good birthday Ted.

    Your last post was post number 666.

    ....not perhaps the best number to start the new year off with. I'd consider posting again asap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Hope you had a good birthday Ted.

    Your last post was post number 666.

    ....not perhaps the best number to start the new year off with. I'd consider posting again asap.
    Thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't paid much attn.
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