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    Default Floriduh ...where America goes to Die!

    I'm so glad I don't live in that fkn' place. It's bad enough that cesspool of a state is shaped like a limp dick, but it also has... Hurricanes.



    Also...

    Heat & humidity that kills people without A/C

    Flat, Dull Landscape

    Alligators/Fire ants/scorpions/sharks/gnats/etc.

    Too many elderly drivers/Snow birds

    State budget in red since1999

    Top 5 nationwide regarding Food Stamp participants/over-population

    Education budget per capita far worst in the Union

    Major hub for dope smugglers

    Foreign exiles that are deluded and culturally ignorant

    High Polution/Carbon/poor toxic laws

    The worst piece of ass I ever got was a girl from Sarasota. Not only that, they had Jerkass Jeb flush'em farther into the glades... Florida has its good points... I mean, where else would we put all of our old people & gays!?


    Anyways, we should just cut it off and give it to Cuba.



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