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    Default I Have Lots of Pudding!

    I Need Your Help.... 55 cans to be exact.

    Today, for the first time I took my buddy Rick out to his deadend job at "the plant".

    Out here where we live you either grow up and move away after scholl or you go to work at the Fruitcake Factory... They make anything from cakes & pies to like16 flavors of Ice cream, jello, sorbets, ten different flavors of pudding and tons of other crap foods that never need to be made.

    He had me drive around the back loading docks to show me a couple pallets of "defective" canned products, just sitting there. He said the all the canned goods are waiting for the recycling truck because of an undeclared milk protein before packaging.

    I was like... FACTORY DEFECTS? ...whatever!

    He said they'd rather do this than have the entire batch numbers going thru mass recalls, shipping re routes, etc.. he started talking big dollars blah, blah and I faded out on him. I was staring at all that pudding potential.
    I drove around front and dropped him off at the main building first and did a big circle around the entire complex back to the docks, I jumped out and completely "packed" my girls little Prius to the roof with cans, cracked a back window, and took off.

    So what the fuck should I do with 385 lbs. of pudding?!




    Couple of neighbors getting a little too comfortable around the pudding pile.


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    I do have a few ideas... Im not eating it, but I can dump it inside the car of someone I dislike.

    I can dump it on someone I dislike. I can fill a baby pool with it and have a wrestling match... I can use it as lube.

    I can donate it to our troops abroad... make a billion pudding pops, donate it to a youth group as incentive to cut our grass... I can bathe in it ...the ideas are endless.

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    Give it to your Armenian Orthodox neighbors. Or perhaps they're not nearby anymore, as it appears you've moved to Florida.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    I do have a few ideas... Im not eating it, but I can dump it inside the car of someone I dislike.

    I can dump it on someone I dislike. I can fill a baby pool with it and have a wrestling match... I can use it as lube.

    I can donate it to our troops abroad... make a billion pudding pops, donate it to a youth group as incentive to cut our grass... I can bathe in it ...the ideas are endless.
    Dude...you really ARE a retard, aren't you???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    Give it to your Armenian Orthodox neighbors. Or perhaps they're not nearby anymore, as it appears you've moved to Florida.

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    Here we go again...
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    The plan still at the moment is to canvass the high schools and maybe just go into a quiet room and smear it on ourselves.

    Either way, I've talked with Elma Hart of the Down & Out kitchen on 3rd and she'll take it all bagged after were done... No questions asked.

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    Why not dump it all into the bathtub or a small plastic swimming pool, then have two of your buddies hold your head beneath the surface to see if you can hold your breath for say...15 minutes?
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    Or ask them buddies to syringe those 385 lbs into your eh.. behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Why not dump it all into the bathtub or a small plastic swimming pool, then have two of your buddies hold your head beneath the surface to see if you can hold your breath for say...15 minutes?
    Play it safe. Make it 20.

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    Too bad those aren't Snack Packs. I'd go with the pudding bath myself.
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    OK, I have a number of ideas for you. But first, you must tell me.
    Has the pudding been circumcised yet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    I Need Your Help.... 55 cans to be exact.

    Today, for the first time I took my buddy Rick out to his deadend job at "the plant".

    Out here where we live you either grow up and move away after scholl or you go to work at the Fruitcake Factory... They make anything from cakes & pies to like16 flavors of Ice cream, jello, sorbets, ten different flavors of pudding and tons of other crap foods that never need to be made.

    He had me drive around the back loading docks to show me a couple pallets of "defective" canned products, just sitting there. He said the all the canned goods are waiting for the recycling truck because of an undeclared milk protein before packaging.

    I was like... FACTORY DEFECTS? ...whatever!

    He said they'd rather do this than have the entire batch numbers going thru mass recalls, shipping re routes, etc.. he started talking big dollars blah, blah and I faded out on him. I was staring at all that pudding potential.
    I drove around front and dropped him off at the main building first and did a big circle around the entire complex back to the docks, I jumped out and completely "packed" my girls little Prius to the roof with cans, cracked a back window, and took off.

    So what the fuck should I do with 385 lbs. of pudding?!




    Couple of neighbors getting a little too comfortable around the pudding pile.


    LMAO hilarious

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    So what the fuck should I do with 385 lbs. of pudding?!
    Eat it. ALL OF IT! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm puddin'
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    Here we go again...
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