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    Songs So Pointlessly Bone-Headed, You Can Not Help But Love Them

    We've all heard them...a tune comes along, so bone-jarringly stupid, so completely and utterly insipid as to cause brain-damage upon listening to it. By the same token, it is also often catchy as hell, to the point that one is at times powerless to resist the dumb thing.

    Case in point: "Larger Than Life", by KISS. This song possesses one of the singularly most stupid guitar riffs in recorded rock history, features a drum sound so absurdly booming that even John Bonham would have dismissed as too loud, and a lyrical content that seems to be merely the latest in an ongoing series of Gene Simmons' "love odes" to his penis.

    And I adore the damned thing (the song, not the aforementioned penis).

    KISS-"Larger Than Life" (4:03)


    I also love Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" for more or less the same reasoning.

    How about you? Any "brain-dead wonders" out there that you can not avoid tapping your foot or rocking out too?
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

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    ARE U KIDDING ME
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    BRITNEY FOX GIRLSCHOOL. DUMB SONG GREAT VIDEO.
    Last edited by lal5150; 04.01.08 at 10:12 AM.
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    I know it's a joke, but I actually like the song and have thought about finding the entire song.
    Last edited by Menlow; 04.01.08 at 10:29 AM.

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    Daft Punk:








    Don't read this.

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    Turn up the Radio!



    edit: well, it's not that stupid.
    Last edited by InTheBeginning; 04.01.08 at 11:01 AM.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Sinner's Swing!
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    Did you ever take a look at the lyrics to, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"?


    Step inside, walk this way
    You and me babe, Hey, hey!

    Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
    Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
    Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
    Demolition woman, can I be your man?
    Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
    Television lover, baby, go all night
    Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
    Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

    Hey!
    C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough

    I'm hot, sticky sweet
    From my head to my feet yeah

    Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
    Crazy little woman in a one man show
    Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
    Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

    You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
    Tease a little more
    Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
    Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
    Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

    Take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough

    I'm hot, sticky sweet
    From my head to my feet yeah

    [guitar solo]

    You got the peaches, I got the cream
    Sweet to taste, saccharine
    'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
    From my head, my head, to my feet

    Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

    Take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough
    Pour some sugar on me
    Oh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    Get it, come get it
    Pour your sugar on me
    Ooh
    Pour some sugar on me
    Yeah! Sugar me!
    Mr. Horseradish courtesy of the International Horseradish Council and Brett.

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    AC/DC - BIG BALLS (2:40)
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

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    Samantha Fox-Touch Me
    Just something about that song, and well, her.

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    Up For Breakfast---VH

    Can't help it...as stupid as the lyrics are, I just love this song!
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Fat bottomed Girls..Queen
    Dealing with it.

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    I remember loving this show when I was a kid, too...

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    How about these guys

    the bass player fronts a VH tribute band in Albuquerque

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    Helix - Rock You

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    Salty Dog "Come Along." Dumb ass lyrics, cool groove to just roll down the road to.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

    "Pete is this big, loud muthafucker with a big ass heart, y'all!!!!---------" - Hurricane Halen 9/27/13

    "Princess Freckle-Tits hasn't had a good day." LLFHS 7/8/10 (on Lindsay Lohans' legal drama)


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    "Looks That Kill" by Motley Crue. Such a lame concept, but what an awesome groove to it
    "I respect that youre passionate about this but what your saying is complete idiocy..." - MF5150 on McDonald's "preying" on young kids.

    "He was born a human, he's a horse's ass by proxy." - It's Mike on Eddymon.

 

 

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