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    Default Man Raped By Wombat May Not Be Telling The Truth

    It was this story or the one about the child molester who says he was raped by Bigfoot. I went with this one:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...wwombat127.xml

    "Iíll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because heís pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, Iím pretty all right you know. I didnít hurt my bum at all."

    He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hoursí community work.

    Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradockís life.
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    OK dags? Don't be knockers. I'll give this bloke a fair go and says it's fair dinkum. Where's me cleanskin anyway? Fuck it, no plonk, I'll get in a good pozzy and hit the piss and get stonkered instead.
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    Can't say I was necessarily "violated", but I was pretty much assaulted by a rooster back in 1976.

    And now that I think of it, a sow pissed down me boot in 1994, and there was a water mocassin who I remain convinced had bad intentions toward me that same year.

    But this wombat deal....hey, that's tough, Slappy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    Can't say I was necessarily "violated", but I was pretty much assaulted by a rooster back in 1976.
    You too?
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    The Wombat

    The wombat lives across the seas,
    Among the far Antipodes.
    He may exist on nuts and berries,
    Or then again, on missionaries;
    His distant habitat precludes
    Conclusive knowledge of his moods,
    But I would not engage the wombat
    In any form of mortal combat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    OK dags? Don't be knockers. I'll give this bloke a fair go and says it's fair dinkum. Where's me cleanskin anyway? Fuck it, no plonk, I'll get in a good pozzy and hit the piss and get stonkered instead.
    Please translate for us Yanks. Something about getting drunk....

    Even if this incident had really occurred, what person would want to admit that publicly? I guess he thought he was being humorous after a bender according to the story. Still though.....

    those crazy Kiwi's!

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    "I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s (The Wombat) pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."
    Pretty much sums it up quite nicely.
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