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    How does Elliott Spitzer relate to EVH

    According to Valerie Bertinelli, alot! From the Village Voice:

    "I care less about Elliot Spitzer's dick than I do about health care!" boomed a female voice in the back room of Benson restaurant. It was Valerie Bertinelli, the One Day at a Time star and Jenny Craig client who's a lot tougher than the steak I was digging into at that moment. Reminded that this was a promo event for her Ladies Home Journal cover, my pal Val smilingly responded: "I never call myself a lady. I'm a broad!" The broad was pissed at "Kristen" and all the other hos who don't care whose marriage they may be complicit in screwing for a few bucks and a mint on the pillow. "I want to strangle them," said Bertinelli, whose memoir, Losing It, is topping the charts right now. " 'Why are you doing this to another woman? A man isn't worth that. Bitch!' "

    I love this little TV icon, so I pulled her aside for some private bitching, one question at a time. Me: "When you divorced Eddie Van Halen, did you feel like you were losing 180 pounds?" She: "No. He's still around! We still co-parent. So I only lost the 40 pounds." Me: "I loved when you told your fellow weight-loss emblem Oprah you'd kissed a woman and asked her if she ever had. Did you believe her when she said no?" She: "Oprah doesn't lie. That's why we love her. I'm going to see Gayle later today and I'll ask her too. Kidding!"

    Me: "Speaking of which, why didn't you read for the part of Ross's lesbian wife on Friends when you were asked to?" She: "I thought I was too fat to be next to those other women. I had self-esteem issues." Me: "Did anyone advise you against taking such a role?" She: "No! I've played lesbians before." Me: "Me too!"

    We kept eating (salmon for Val, more steak for me) as the ladies-who-lunch piped in with queries about her hair treatments and ex-husband care. "Eddie called me," revealed Val, "and thanked me for not throwing him under the bus with the book. His girlfriend read it, he hasn'the's not a reader. She said: 'You're an inspiration. I feel like I'm living your life now, and you've given me hope.' " I left in an appreciative glow, but a little frustrated, unable to invoke my favorite utterance: "Bitch!"

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    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Maybe the Divorce Settlement didn't give her enough money to pay for her healthcare.
    Right here I say....

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    Whew.

    I was expecting to see that He slept with Val too! lol
    Eat Us And Smile!!

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    Why does it not surprise me that Eds not a reader.

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    They both were tied to whores?
    Originally posted by Katydid

    Because I realize you all (the Roth Army) are a bunch of twisted, demented, beastility, porn loving, drug addicts and alcoholics and psycopaths. I guess Devil worshippers more aptly describe you.

 

 

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