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    Default Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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    Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

    A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

    Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
    I can only imagine what she was thinking when she woke up after surgery and her ass was in severe pain.


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    Now why would Heather Mills allow Paul McCartney's doctors to work on her? Talk about ripping her a new asshole!!!
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    Is it any wonder that people in general are scared to have surgery?
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    I'm sure she was initially wondering who tapped the brown eye while she was under the anesthesia.

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    What does a stripper do with her asshole each night before she goes to work?

    Yup, you gussed it...she drops him off at band practice.
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    I guess she really got screwed up the ass.
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    Too funny!
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    Well she'll get a nice little windfall from that episode. I've heard of hospitals rippin you a new one, but this is ridiculous.
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    Cool. She'll get a nice payday out of this and a new asshole to boot. It's not like they cut off her legs by mistake or something. Why can't stuff like this ever happen to me?

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    Damn! Too bad it was woman. I was just itchin' to use the "rectum? it damn near killed him" line..

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    Socialized medicine well get you in the end.
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    I wonder:

    Why didn't they notice that her ass was okay and stop the surgery?

    Whose ass did they transplant onto her?

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    Wouldn't it be funny if the asshole rejected her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Wouldn't it be funny if the asshole rejected her?
    LOL! That was good!

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    Let's cut the doctor some slack here. If you had to spend your days operating on people's anuses, you'd drink on the job too.







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