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    So this Friday I'm going to a 20 minute class on getting a vasectomy (you have to take the class before they'll give you one, apparently). I know there are some dudes around here who have gotten it done...what was your experience? Painful? Sexually invigorating? How long did you have to not lift heavy stuff for? Etc.
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    It's none of my business, but are you really only 22 years old?
    Sure you won't change your mind later?







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    You have to take a class? And yet, people wanting to have children don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    You have to take a class? And yet, people wanting to have children don't?
    Odd...was thinking the same thing. Seems that people make a bigger deal about having this procedure than actually procreating. Bass ackwards if you ask me. I'd say Jan is exercising the ultimate in responsible decisions here.
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    You've already decided at 22 you don't want children???
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    It IS a little early for ya, Jan. You should hold off on that decision for a bit. Wear condoms.

    Yes, overpopulation is a real issue, absolutely. But vasectomy at 22 is hasty. What if three quarters the world goes up in smoke in some catastrophic event and the remaining tomcats gotta repopulate pronto?

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    You're 22 years old.....a vasectomy should be the furthest thing from your mind. Throw some condoms on and revisit this in 15-20 years. Seriously.
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    Been there done it. I agree totally that you are young, but I am pro choice as well, so that being said.

    Get you several bags of unpopped (should go without saying) frozen popcorn, several movies and take about 3 days to recuperate. There will be swelling, but not bad if you don't get too careless. Place that bag of frozen popcorn between the legs on the jewels and rotate bags of said popcorn to keep the swelling down. Obviously keep putting the bags of popcorn back in the freezer to keep it cold. It worked for me.

    Again, you are awfully young, but you are of age to make your own decisions.
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    I think it's great that he's able to make this decision at such a young age. If he gets a hankering for a child when he gets older, he can always adopt. But he's acting on his convictions now, and since this particular conviction doesn't cause harm to others, it's a good thing.

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    I guess it's better than bringing an unwanted child into the world, but I still think it's far too young to make that decision already. Of course, not my life.
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    Wow. Not a decision I would have made at 22 either.

    Besides that...

    I had one big "Holy Shit that hurts" moment at the beginning of mine but it wasn't too bad. THe thing that sucks is that the process takes like 10 minutes or so but it seems like hours. I got through it by talking to the DR and nurse the whole time and not looking down. In retrospect I think I was gabbing my ass off about anything to take my mind off of what was going on.

    The after process was no big deal. I just laid in bed the rest of the day and watched TV. There is discomfort but it's nothing terrible. The frozen peas or ice thing won't help much. They gave me vicodin but I didn't think the pain was that bad so I didn't take 'em. You'll be up and around the next day but don't plan on doing any running or lifting for at least a few days after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Executionor View Post
    Been there done it. I agree totally that you are young, but I am pro choice as well, so that being said.

    Get you several bags of unpopped (should go without saying) frozen popcorn, several movies and take about 3 days to recuperate. There will be swelling, but not bad if you don't get too careless. Place that bag of frozen popcorn between the legs on the jewels and rotate bags of said popcorn to keep the swelling down. Obviously keep putting the bags of popcorn back in the freezer to keep it cold. It worked for me.

    Again, you are awfully young, but you are of age to make your own decisions.
    Agreed on all counts. Anyway, you are good to go in a few days, although things don't really feel right for about a month.

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    That's the bitch about being pro-choice.....it applies to men too.

    I say Jan is making the right choice. He'll never have to worry about an accident, and knowing the guy personally he's not one to not think things thru. 22.....32.....42.....whatever - the guy's thinking ahead, which is more than I can say for most who choose to pump out kids like human Zerox machines.

    You have my full support Jan....in fact I've been thinking this same thing over for about the past four years.






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    Wow Jan that's pretty hardcore.
    I just had a kid last year and it's true that when u hit 30, a lot of things change in the way u see the world. It's best to keep all your options opened.
    Don't restrict your own freedom.

    Your kid might one day save the planet!
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