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    Default Was it Taco Bell? Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

    I enjoy my quiet alone time in there as much as the next person, but Hell... this is a bit much.


    WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    "And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
    Nothing to see here.

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    It took him two years to realize something was wrong?

    So she did nothing but eat and shit for two years? Hmmm...sounds interesting. I wonder what the pay scale is for something like that?
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    Can't wait till they come up with a syndrome or disorder to cover this one!

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    The proper medical term for this disease is Shitorgetoffthepotitis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pal1800 View Post
    Can't wait till they come up with a syndrome or disorder to cover this one!
    assphyxia?

    /badumcrash

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    EMT personnel on the scene reported that the woman appeared physically healthy, just a little flushed.







    Don't read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    EMT personnel on the scene reported that the woman appeared physically healthy, just a little flushed.
    Yep. <complimentary rimshot>

    And was I the only one to find irony in the fact that the name of the
    Ness County Sheriff is Bryan Whipple?


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    No wonder....

    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Can you imagine how nasty that toilet was not being cleaned for two years? Yuck!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac View Post
    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
    You gotta be kidding me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    No wonder....

    That is one creepy bidet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    No wonder....

    holy shit. a salad-tossing toilet! i guess some people like getting their salad tossed and giving it a hot carl right after!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyw View Post
    Yep. <complimentary rimshot>

    And was I the only one to find irony in the fact that the name of the
    Ness County Sheriff is Bryan Whipple?

    You beat me to it.

    Take your minds off of this horrible subject.


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    Sounds like someone forgot to replace the toilet paper two years ago...

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    TWO YEARS? You gotta be shitting Me?!! No shit?!! Holy shit! Well, at this point, none of us can say she's full of shit.............................

 

 

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