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    Default Funniest Misunderstood VH Lyrics

    Here are a couple good ones I've heard over the years:

    RWTD: Ain't got no love, no love in Korea....

    Jump: Maxwell Jump (jump!), Maxwell Jump.....
    and
    "Can't ya see me standing here I got my ass against the record machine..." oh wait, that was Sammy....
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    The most famous of these is Little Guitars' 'Etch-a-Sketch.'

    Then again, catch as catch ain't much better.

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    Funniest Misunderstood VH

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueEyedMurder66 View Post
    Here are a couple good ones I've heard over the years:

    Jump: Maxwell Jump (jump!), Maxwell Jump.....
    and
    "Can't ya see me standing here I got my ass against the record machine..." oh wait, that was Sammy....
    Whatever it is, back (DLR) or ass (SH), these lyrics have been told a lot of things to me.

    uh...uh...

    C'mon dude!? It's obvious...

    zsat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    The most famous of these is Little Guitars' 'Etch-a-Sketch.'

    Then again, catch as catch ain't much better.
    I always thought it was "sketch a sketch". Never knew what that was supposed to mean either, but it's a lot more mature than "etch a sketch", don't cha think?


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    ok, people, I've been starvin' for the answer to this for years. I think it's time I got some satisfaction.

    what the hell are the lyrics to that one part of Ice Cream Man???


    when I look it up I get:

    I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
    All flavors and push ups too
    or
    I got bim bam banana pops, dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too
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    Everybody Wants Some!

    Everybody Wants Some.

    We all know Dave sings "I seya lotta lookin for a moopy.....".
    "Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot." - EVH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genghis_John View Post
    Everybody Wants Some.

    We all know Dave sings "I seya lotta lookin for a moopy.....".

    That's what influnenced Quentin Tarintino!

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    It's About Time

    I used to think it went...

    "Spend my money
    Don't you waste my time (my time, my time)
    Well we're gonna make love to you big time!
    (Big, time! big time!)
    Cause it's about time we lay it out on the line
    It's about time!"

    Needless to say, I was extremely relieved when I found it really said "We're gonna make it up to you big time!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Panama View Post
    It's About Time

    I used to think it went...

    "Spend my money
    Don't you waste my time (my time, my time)
    Well we're gonna make love to you big time!
    (Big, time! big time!)
    Cause it's about time we lay it out on the line
    It's about time!"

    Needless to say, I was extremely relieved when I found it really said "We're gonna make it up to you big time!"
    And they didnt do either......fuckers.




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    When I was in high school back in the 80's there was a guy in another band who thought the opening lyrics to "Aint talkin' Bout Love" were...."She started lickin' his ass".

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    Quote Originally Posted by roksbug1 View Post
    When I was in high school back in the 80's there was a guy in another band who thought the opening lyrics to "Aint talkin' Bout Love" were...."She started lickin' his ass".
    Do you mean "Jamie's Cryin'"?

    Right after FUCK came out, my buddy thought Sammy's line in TOTW was: "I just want to stick my dick in that fine piece of real estate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    The most famous of these is Little Guitars' 'Etch-a-Sketch.'

    Then again, catch as catch ain't much better.
    "Catch as Catch can" is like, Shakespeare, dude. Not that it makes it any better, but...It's supposed to make you smarter n stuff. Like me.

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    To me, the most famous one is Where have all the good times gone, or as we thought it said in high school, Where have all the good drugs gone
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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    ok, people, I've been starvin' for the answer to this for years. I think it's time I got some satisfaction.

    what the hell are the lyrics to that one part of Ice Cream Man???


    when I look it up I get:

    I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
    All flavors and push ups too
    or
    I got bim bam banana pops, dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too
    LOL eden, that's another classic! When we were teenagers, my sister and I listened to that part of the record (yes, it was a record) at least 50 times to try to figure it out. We finally decided he was saying "I got put mama-nidda, dixie cups." To this day, that's what I sing during that song!

    I do think it's probably "good lemonade, ah" but geez, sure doesn't sound like it.

    We all know that DLR flubbed thru lyrics at times... like Panama: I've seen the lyrics written, and Sammy sings them, as "Here she comes, foot tappin', top down," but on 1984 it sounds like "Here she comes, full passin' top down..."

    As for slurring lyrics, though, nobody beats Vince Neil. I read a review that said he never sings any consonants, which is basically true....
    Non stop talker, what a rocker....

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    Quote Originally Posted by roksbug1

    When I was in high school back in the 80's there was a guy in another band who thought the opening lyrics to "Aint talkin' Bout Love" were...."She started lickin' his ass".
    Yeah.....that's Jamie's Cryin alright, and I'll probably bust up next time i hear that song.

    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewThomas.net View Post
    Do you mean "Jamie's Cryin'"?

    Right after FUCK came out, my buddy thought Sammy's line in TOTW was: "I just want to stick my dick in that fine piece of real estate."
    I actually like that lyric better!
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