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    Default A New Word.

    Okay, I've invented a new word.

    After spending a couple hours in my local guitar store for no real reason Saturday, my wife started giving me shit about being obsessed with guitars. She's amazed that I'm on a first name basis with everybody that works there. She is frustrated with my G.A.S.
    She bitches when I work on my guitars.
    She shakes her head when I'm on the Forums.

    She said, "I wish there was a word for your disorder", so I set my mind to work to give her something quick to call me, so that I wouldn't have to listen to her bitch for a half hour every time I do something guitar related.


    Guitarted: Someone that is obsessed with all things guitar related. Someone who feels the need to constantly talk about guitars/guitarists.

    So now, I come back from the music store, instead of hearing the same old rant, I can just hear, "You're Guitarted"

    Anyway, ya'll owe me a nickel every time you use it.
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    You could inform her how lucky she is that your hobby isn't killing people

    I am sure I will use that words.

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    Haven't done that in years.
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    Yeah I came up with a new word for when the ladies complains about our guitar obsessions. It's called SHUDAFUCKUPBITCH!
    You can follow that with plugging in and turning up the volume until her bitchitis (new word) settles down.
    If that doesn't help, you can always write a song like my guitar player did called "Axe To Grind".

    I'm sorry honey but I'll be late
    my guitars calling and it's a date
    sometimes it feels like I'm cheating on you
    you make me choose and I guess we're thru....

    Check it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotforteacher921 View Post


    That is awesome ! I want the T-shirt !

    Martin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel67 View Post
    Yeah I came up with a new word for when the ladies complains about our guitar obsessions. It's called SHUDAFUCKUPBITCH!
    You can follow that with plugging in and turning up the volume until her bitchitis (new word) settles down.

    Simply awesome , nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MRDC View Post
    That is awesome ! I want the T-shirt !

    Martin
    Shit, I guess all the good ideas are already taken.

    I guess I have to go back to designing my braille Hooters T-shirts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobozos View Post
    Shit, I guess all the good ideas are already taken.

    I guess I have to go back to designing my braille Hooters T-shirts.
    I was under the impression hotforteacher921 put that together in photoshop when you posted GUITARTED?

    I imagine those Hooters shirts would need a test pilot LOL!

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    google that picture, a friend of mine has it on his myspace.
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    Give him the "secret devil sign", stick out your tongue and hiss like a demon while bellowing out THE DARKNESS WILL ENVELOPE THY SOUL AND FEAST OF THY FLESH, INFIDEL!!!!! Then gouge a pentagram in your forehead with a nail file. -LowLifeFlatHeadScum

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRDC View Post
    I was under the impression hotforteacher921 put that together in photoshop when you posted GUITARTED?

    I imagine those Hooters shirts would need a test pilot LOL!
    Yeah, I've got a design problem though. No matter what I do, the H and the S are always bigger than any of the other letters. Hmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobozos View Post
    Anyway, ya'll owe me a nickel every time you use it.
    dude i owe you about $645.80 today alone....you're gonna be a rich man!
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    Guitarted....I love it.

 

 

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