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    that when people fart, its more often than not a D or a D flat?


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    When I was a kid, my buddy's drum instructor taught him to tune the bass drum to a D or D Flat. I always wondered why, and this could be the reason.
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    Now I have something more to contemplate. This may take a while.

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    I almost farted the beginning of Smoke On The Water once.
    And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlexiBrown View Post
    I almost farted the beginning of Smoke On The Water once.
    God damn it! Here I thought that I was alone in this regard.
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    I once farted all of How Many Say I. Beat that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VF5150 View Post
    I once farted all of How Many Say I. Beat that.
    Easily...The Man, The Legend: Paul Boomer! http://fartcontest.ytmnd.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by VF5150 View Post
    I once farted all of How Many Say I. Beat that.
    The song was a fart, you just went par.

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    Meh, that song is brilliant

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    I once farted most of the intro to "Runnin' With The Devil" (yes, that includes SOME guitar parts)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michaels View Post
    The song was a fart, you just went par.
    Close. The song was originaly a queef. I made it a fart, and for that I am proud.


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    I farted at the soundcheck in Denver...and Wolfie tuned his guitar to me!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Fuck all of you....Once on a wild crazy night after 12 beers in me I farted, Eruption.....and I even made a mistake on the high bit of it............I could have farted it better.
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    Awww, that's nothing. I can fart Eruption, no problem. Listen:

    <Strain....grunt>

    Uhh-oh..Heh.....I...uh... need to be excused. Heh. I'll be back later.

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