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    Default You're not getting anything for Christmas!!

    Some kids rolls out with "mom, I'm an atheist" and she flies off the handle. He may look like a typical teenager but she looks like a damn fool.

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    That's what Christmas is about - Jesus Christ....and how he gave everybody stuff from department stores.....and he put candy in peoples socks and stuff.

    If his mom is a representative of a "believer", is anyone really surprised if he's become an atheist???

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    I'm all for people believing in what they want, Mad Cactus/Spaghetti Monster or whatever, as long as they don't force their beliefs on others.

    "You don't believe in Hitler?! MARCH ON TO CONC. CAMP!"

    Fucking fuck of a mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    I'm all for people believing in what they want, Mad Cactus/Spaghetti Monster or whatever, as long as they don't force their beliefs on others.

    "You don't believe in Hitler?! MARCH ON TO CONC. CAMP!"

    Fucking fuck of a mother.
    Spaghetti monster........... His noodly appendage will save you.

    That's all I want to say about that.
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    Well dont get surprised if 2 millenia from now some bitch-ass fucktard would ground her son for not appraising his Speghettiship and won't get him any presents for Pastamas

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    Well dont get surprised if 2 millenia from now some bitch-ass fucktard would ground her son for not appraising his Speghettiship and won't get him any presents for Pastamas
    Quite right too.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Are you kidding me? That is his mother talking to him like that? I agree, no wonder he decided to be an atheist. How about some question and answer time, what happened to the Christian attitude? How about asking him how he decided to not believe......oh wait....I think I can see how he decided...nevermind....

    TST<-----would have handled that completely differently--------

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    I'm sure Jesus is somewhere saying...."Yeah, I would've handled it that way too."
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    Looked fake to me. But then again, who gives a rats ass. If not, it looked like some southern Babtist mom going nuts because her teenage child read something on the internet. "Stupid internet" Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I'm sure Jesus is somewhere saying...."Yeah, I would've handled it that way too."
    You as an atheist have a far greater understanding of Jesus than that woman does.
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    My 9-year-old told me he doesn't believe in God. Threw me for a loop, it did (seeing as how we're a Pro-God household).

    Anyway, my response: "That's OK. He believes in you."

    We had a good talk after that.

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    Further proof that people will videotape anything these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by te5150 View Post
    My 9-year-old told me he doesn't believe in God. Threw me for a loop, it did (seeing as how we're a Pro-God household).

    Anyway, my response: "That's OK. He believes in you."

    We had a good talk after that.
    youre a really cool parent for that.
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    Richard Dawkins said it best: please don't call a child a Christian, a Muslim, a Jew, etc. They are too young to know what they are.

    In short, he's young and idealistic, and she's a conservative bitch

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    We can approach this one of a couple of ways.

    1. The mother has no fucking right to talk to her son like that over such a stupid remark....regardless of HOW religious their household is....she has the right to be frustrated if she is religious...however...last time I checked...the word FUCK wasn't in The Bible....but I haven't read that one....it's Number 2 on my list behind Losing It.

    2. However, I can't help but think that a lot of young people say their atheist just because it seems to be a trend among young people today....like, "You're different and idealistic" if you say you don't believe in God. I'm sorry but we don't know what this kids reason was to stop believing in God. For all we know his friends could have told him, "Hey man! God isn't real. We don't believe in him!" I'm not saying that is the case....but I can't rule it out.

    If the kid has really made up his mind...then good for him....but I wouldn't jump ahead and call the kid a clear-thinker...when he probably jerked off to a Pamela Anderson movie before heading downstairs to break the bad news to Mommy.
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