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    Default Now We Can Send Bush/Cheany And Their Big-Oil Buddies Into Deep Space

    Titan Has More Oil Than Earth

    http://www.livescience.com/space/sci...titan-oil.html

    The hydrocarbons rain from the sky on the miserable moon, collecting in vast deposits that form lakes and dunes. This much was known. But now the stuff has been quantified using observations from NASA's Cassini spacecraft.

    "Titan is just covered in carbon-bearing material — it's a giant factory of organic chemicals," said Ralph Lorenz, a Cassini radar team member from the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory. "This vast carbon inventory is an important window into the geology and climate history of Titan."
    Damn it, Bush owes the country two and a half more years of flight time in the Texas Air National Guard. I say we draft his ass and have him pilot the big old space-tanker we're going to build to Titan and back.

    Then, once we've sucked that moon dry we can give the Palestinians a homeland.

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    If Iraq is all about oil, then when are we invading Canada, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    If Iraq is all about oil, then when are we invading Canada, eh?

    It boils down to this:

    Bad mustaches.

    Canada does not threaten the world with bad facial hair.

    Now, I know what you're gonna say:

    "Axx, what about RUSH in the late 1970s?"

    Well the United States had Frank Moreno and the Doobie Brothers, so we had reached a stand-off.

    Plus, Canada has really great Weed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Plus, Canada has really great Weed.
    I'm thinking they might not be the only ones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    If Iraq is all about oil, then when are we invading Canada, eh?
    with us, all you have to do is politely ask for the oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by it's me View Post
    with us, all you have to do is politely ask for the oil.
    Now that's funny! Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    I'm thinking they might not be the only ones!
    Hey, think about it. All the wars the US has fought boil down to questionable facial hair. The Kaiser, Hitler, Stalin, Ho Chi Mihn,Saddam Huessein, the Ayatollah Khomeini and Usama bin Laden.

    I'm pretty sure the American Civil War came about because our beards had just gotten out of control.

    Want proof? Look at Putin, no beard, he's been making all kinds of threatening statements towards the US. Our reponse? "Whatever Dude".
    Kim Jung Il, no beard, he's selling WMDs and other bad stuff to terrorists. Our response? A long lecture from SecState Rice.

    This thread was brought to you by Gillette. Shave for peace, yo.
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