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    Florida Pastor Issues 30-Day Sex Challenge for Congregation

    TAMPA, Fla. A Florida pastor has a new challenge for his parishioners. It involves sex - a subject that may be taboo in many congregations.

    The Relevant Church in Tampa's Ybor City has issued a 30-day sex challenge.

    "It's going to be tempting and awkward at the same time for sure," said parishioner Brent Cayson.

    Single men and women can't have sex for 30 days, and married couples are urged to have it every day.

    "If you look at studies, studies say in 30 days you can develop a habit," said Pastor Paul Wirth.

    It definitely caught wives in the church by surprise.

    "Our married people are far more fearful than our single people," said Wirth.
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    Ybor City is a good time!! At least it was for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
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    Single men and women can't have sex for 30 days, and married couples are urged to have it every day.

    Um.....make it 28, and you got a deal.







    Don't read this.

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    I'd settle for once every time she comes home...

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    Anyone have an address for this church?
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    Wasnt this a Sienfield episode?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    "If you look at studies, studies say in 30 days you can develop a habit," said Pastor Paul Wirth.
    Swell. You can also develop one hell of a rash.
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    Exacly what habit is he trying to develop in the married people? I would think that this would cause a bigger loss of attendance on Sunday morning than an early Florida-Georgia kickoff time.
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Swell. You can also develop one hell of a rash.
    Chaffing even.
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    There's going to be some bull-legged parishoners in those parts.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Of course, the married women will scoff at the idea and not do it.
    Why do something that will enhance your marriage and make the relationship better? Not to mention all the health benefits like looking younger and relieving stress.
    No ladies, just keep with holding sex and when your marriage ends, it'll be the man's fault.

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    Was I ranting? Sorry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    [B] and married couples are urged to have it every day.
    I would go to church a hell of alot more often if my pastor said this. Of course, my wife would stop going in all likelihood.
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