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    what is the best way to get rid of a body besides feeding it to hogs up on Hwy. 117 ?

    theres a DNA issue here also, Im 58 and not going back to prison.

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    Excuse me, I'm not the real EVH...

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    Turn onto Coon Hunter Road. Pull up about 1000 ft , just past the orchard and pull into the woods on the right side. About 300 feet from the road is a creek. Drive deep enough into the woods so you can't be seen from the road.

    Put on gloves.

    Take out your shovel and dig at least four feet down, six is optimum.

    Once you've place the body into the hole and replaced the dirt, find a small bush or sappling and carefully dig it up and transplant it on top of the grave. Carefully brush over your foot prints.

    Throw the shovel into the creek.

    Before you get back into your vehicle, remove your pants, shirt and shoes/socks and place them into a garbage bag. Change into your backup clothes carefully by standing on a towel. Once dressed, get into your vehicle, reach down and pick up the towel and place into garbage bag with dirty clothes.

    Drive to a fast food place and throw the garbage into their dumpster.
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    If you are in California, take a drive south to Baja. There are a lot of places there that a body can be disposed of.
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    Freeze it - then use the ol' woodchipper

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    I just read the thread....yup...woodchipper is the way to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    what is the best way to get rid of a body besides feeding it to hogs up on Hwy. 117 ?

    theres a DNA issue here also, Im 58 and not going back to prison.
    use the fucking search function, this was covered less than 3 or 4 months ago...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    theres a DNA issue here also

    Okay. Step 1: Stop having sex with the dead body.







    Don't read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    what is the best way to get rid of a body besides feeding it to hogs up on Hwy. 117 ?

    theres a DNA issue here also, Im 58 and not going back to prison.
    You do realize that feds are reading this stuff, whether you're joking or not aye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    You do realize that feds are reading this stuff, whether you're joking or not aye?
    Specifically who?

    The FBI can't even keep up with e-mail traffic, the NSA is backed up with real important stuff for Iraq, Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, Iran, Russia and international terrorist groups so who's reading this?

    Plus, if he really had to dump a body, we'll all be on the O'Reily Factor and Anderson Cooper 360 as the new face of internet depravity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    what is the best way to get rid of a body besides feeding it to hogs up on Hwy. 117 ?

    theres a DNA issue here also, Im 58 and not going back to prison.
    Diet and exercise.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    So THAT'S why Brett hasn't posted lately. Explains alot, thanks.

 

 

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