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    Default Askmen.com Top 99

    Askmen.com just released their list of the 2008 most desireable women list...i'm a pervert and enjoy going on that site and looking at all the pretty girls...

    anyway i'm pissed off with their number one choice...Katherine Heigl...what?? Seriously? Seriously....(little Grey's Anatomy joke there for you...god i'm a loser)
    No way she is number 1...over Adriana Lima?...Kate Beckinsale...Scarlett Johansson...Beyonce...Jessica FREAKING!! Biel....Alessandra Ambrosio...the list of hotter more desireable broads goes on and on...don't get me wrong Heigl is hot but she's not that hot...surely not #1

    so take some time...check out the list..wondering what other perverts think about the rankings...or don't whatever its up to you
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    Here's the link that Icecream was too busy typing with one hand to remember to post:
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Here's the link that Icecream was too busy typing with one hand to remember to post:
    http://www.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/index.html
    LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Here's the link that Icecream was too busy typing with one hand to remember to post:
    http://www.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/index.html
    hehe sorry chef...i just figured all you have to do is type in www.askmen.com and the link is on the front page...

    i typed this with my nose7agyagh...need two hands for this job
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    jessica alba .... or any of the weather woman from the miami tv market.
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icecream-man View Post

    i typed this with my nose7agyagh...need two hands for this job
    LMAO!!! Even better!
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    Since Bea Arthur isn't in the top ten, I didn't even bother to check the rest of the list.

    After you've gotten a "Bea", every other woman gets an "F".

    This list sucks. I'll bet Barbara Bush isn't on there either.







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    Eva La Rue number 80!?!?!?!?

    She should EASILY be in the top five! That woman is SMOKING hot....
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    Britney Spears is "5150"....LOL!!!!!!!!!
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    Katherine Heigl #1... what?

    I have no idea who #50 is (Reon Kadena), but I think I have a new favorite

    Don't drink the Jim Jones punch. They're called theToxic Twins for a reason...

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    Damn she is HOT!!!!
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    Kiera Knightley not in top 30 ?

    I can wipe my arse with that list, seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Since Bea Arthur isn't in the top ten, I didn't even bother to check the rest of the list.

    After you've gotten a "Bea", every other woman gets an "F".
    No Maude....No Mas, I say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    I have no idea who #50 is (Reon Kadena), but I think I have a new favorite

    Plug her name into Yahoo Images with the safe search off and go to bed a happy man.
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