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    Clothes off for take-off as German naturism takes flight

    Mon Jan 28, 4:35 PM

    BERLIN (AFP) - German holidaymakers will be able to indulge their love of naturism by taking to the skies nude on special flights being launched this year, a travel company said on Monday.
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    "In the former East Germany, naturist holidays were a much-loved way of spending the best weeks of the year," said the founder of OssiUrlaub.de, Enrico Hess.

    "We want to make that freedom possible above the clouds too."

    The flights are aimed specifically at former East Germans, nicknamed "Ossis" in German, who feel nostalgic for the naturism that was authorised and extremely popular under communist rule.

    The first nude flights will be a day-trip on July 5 between Erfurt in southeast Germany and the Baltic Sea island of Usedom, which is fringed by white sand beaches.

    Tickets cost 499 euros (735 dollars) and there are just 50 seats on board the jet.

    "All the passengers will fly naked, but they are only allowed to undress once they are in the plane. But then they will be able to enjoy the hour-long flight in the way God intended," Hess said.

    The pilot and the flight attendants will however keep their clothes on.
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    Pilot and flight attendent stay clothed? That's not fair for everyone else!
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    The way God intended?

    If God wanted us to fly naked he would have given us wings instead of humility.
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    Does anyone else see the humor in the people boarding at Errr-furt and landing in Usedem? (Sorry if I offended any German people)
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    Got mental illness?

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    As I matter of fact, I do. Want some?

    Sorry, just got out of the 'sarcasm" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsbll4 View Post
    The way God intended?
    Exactly what I was thinking.

    I wonder if God intended on using Boeing, McDonnell-Douglas, or Airbus.
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    Nice. I hope they plan on cleaning the seats after the flight. Like most nudist affairs, I’m sure the “quality” of most of the bodies on this flight will not be too arousing.

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    i'll pass , most nudist are fat and out of shape . and certain parts sag.
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    Sounds great. I'd like to be in my seat when some old, fat, hairy guy next to me squeezes by to use the restroom. Let's see, would I prefer a frontal or rear view?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    Sounds great. I'd like to be in my seat when some old, fat, hairy guy next to me squeezes by to use the restroom. Let's see, would I prefer a frontal or rear view?
    To quote the guy in the new Bud Light commercial..........dude.
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    It's an hour long. I'd hope common sense protocol would dictate bathroom breaks as pre flight routine.

    Anyways, this sounds like a 700 dollar mile high club orgy to me.
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    If Iam gonna get naked on a flight its gonna be on a private Lear jet with a very hot lady not on a commercial flight.

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    Been there...done that.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    Been there...done that.
    Jeez....typical nudist fat, droopy titties and full on 1970's bush...ugh!!!

 

 

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