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    Default Rap Lyrics Explained w/Charts and Graphs

    http://www.aclevercookie.com/rap-lyrics-ex...rts-and-graphs/

    These are hilarious, a few of my faves:





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    that first one is awesome!!

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    Lyrics:

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

    Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

    Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nothin’

    But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

    Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

    However, I stay coochied down to the socks

    Rings and watch filled with rocks

    TRANSLATION:

    As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


    Lyrics:

    And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi

    Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee

    As I lay down laws like I lay carpet

    Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

    TRANSLATION:

    I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


    Lyrics:

    Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it

    Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it

    In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia

    I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya

    I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya

    Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin

    TRANSLATION:

    Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.


    Lyrics:

    First I talk about how I dress and this

    And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses

    The sex is just immaculate from the back I get

    Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the

    Climax that your man can’t make

    Call and tell him you’ll be home real late

    Let’s sing the break

    TRANSLATION:

    I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.


    Lyrics:

    She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long

    Thought he worked his until I handled my biz

    There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans

    Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan

    Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me

    True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

    TRANSLATION:

    Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.


    Lyrics:

    You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel

    Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel

    Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell

    She beeped me, meet me at twelve

    TRANSLATION:

    Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.


    Lyrics:

    Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?

    While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke

    Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke

    Death stroke - tongue all down her throat

    Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you

    I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

    TRANSLATION:

    You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.


    Lyrics:

    So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me?

    We can cruise the world with pearls

    Gator boots for girls

    The envy of all women, crushed linen

    Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em

    The finest women I love with a passion

    Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’

    TRANSLATION:

    The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.


    Lyrics:

    High fashion - flyin’ into all states.

    Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.

    Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.

    Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.

    Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.

    I’m not only the client, I’m the player president

    TRANSLATION:

    You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

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    LOL! Reminds me of Demitri Martin's Flip Chart...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

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    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    All right!

    Break me down, you got a lovely face
    We're going to your place
    And now you got to freak me out
    Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
    You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Take it off, the paper is your game
    You jump in bed with fame
    Another one night paid in full, uh
    You're so fine, it won't be a loss
    Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Get the video
    Fuck you so good
    Get the video
    Fuck you so good

    Crazy bitch
    Crazy bitch
    Crazy...bitch

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back, come on

    Baby girl
    You want it all
    To be a star
    You'll have to go down
    Take it off
    No need to talk
    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
    You keep me right on

    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me

    -Buckcherry
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    All right!

    Break me down, you got a lovely face
    We're going to your place
    And now you got to freak me out
    Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
    You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Take it off, the paper is your game
    You jump in bed with fame
    Another one night paid in full, uh
    You're so fine, it won't be a loss
    Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Get the video
    Fuck you so good
    Get the video
    Fuck you so good

    Crazy bitch
    Crazy bitch
    Crazy...bitch

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back, come on

    Baby girl
    You want it all
    To be a star
    You'll have to go down
    Take it off
    No need to talk
    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

    Hey
    You're a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
    When I dream, I'm doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
    You keep me right on

    You're crazy
    But I like the way you fuck me

    -Buckcherry
    poetry...true poetry...i'm sure john and george are smiling down while paul and ringo were the first to pick up this gem!

 

 

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