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    Default funny craigslist ad: cement blocks --> $1.00 ... and no questions please

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    lol. that's pretty tight.
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    Thats funny.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    And you must admit, that "NAMBLA" threat is inspired, if not a stroke of genius.
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    LOL!!!
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    awesome!

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    I wonder how well those would work in building a doghouse? Maybe I'll email him and find out.
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    Why the fuck did you have to post that here? Are you people too fucking lazy to type in "cement blocks" and search fucking Craigslist? What the fuck is wrong with you people!?

    Doghouse! If I told you once, I told you a hundred fucking times. Don't fucking ask me if they would work for your little fucking weekend project. Fucking morons!



    What I find funny is that he's from Richmond. I would have guessed Brooklyn!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    ...What I find funny is that he's from Richmond. I would have guessed Brooklyn!
    I would have guessed South Florida. And the blocks would be on someone else's property.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I would have guessed South Florida. And the blocks would be on someone else's property.
    Pssst...wanna buy some bricks??

    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I would have guessed South Florida. And the blocks would be on someone else's property.
    Perhaps propping up a car or two?
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor View Post
    Perhaps propping up a car or two?
    Trailers as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I would have guessed South Florida. And the blocks would be on someone else's property.
    my sister got back at her neighbours by freecycling (similar to craigslist except everything is free) their yard stones...they had these giant stones and small boulders throughout their landscaping. The ad went "free landscaping stones. Come pick up." and she put the address. They were at work so my sis spent the day at her window drinking margaritas laughing as people came to take away all the rocks. The neighbours still don't know what the hell happened to their precious rocks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    And the blocks would be on someone else's property.


    That's exactly what I was thinking.
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