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    Voted Best Mullet!

    Wow, look at that mullet. That fucker means buisness. For most of Mikey's career he's had at least some sorta mullet. The problem? There is no problem. He's Michael Anthony,... he can do whatever the hell he wants, and the great thing is,... he pulls his mullets off with style. Mike's always been a party man, and his out of control hair reflects that. Thats one sho-low that takes the cake as the coolest mullet in the world!!!
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    billy ray cyrus . best mullett ever.........
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    I'm seeing a red x....

    but thanks to it being burned into my retinas, Mikey's mullet circa 1998 will forever be ingrained in my memory.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Hmmm...yet another thread curiously devoted to a man's appearance, started by the same fellow. Oh well...

    Last edited by chefcraig; 01.17.08 at 08:15 AM.
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    Mike's Tennessee Tophat is one of legend...Do not taunt it!!! It has powers you cannot comprehend!
    "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy View Post
    Mike's Tennessee Tophat is one of legend...Do not taunt it!!! It has powers you cannot comprehend!
    "...And then our children will form a family band, and we will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!" ~ Ron Burgundy
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    How about the Kentucky Waterfall ala Homer?:

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitar5150 View Post
    Wow, look at that mullet. That fucker means buisness. For most of Mikey's career he's had at least some sorta mullet. The problem? There is no problem. He's Michael Anthony,... he can do whatever the hell he wants, and the great thing is,... he pulls his mullets off with style. Mike's always been a party man, and his out of control hair reflects that. Thats one sho-low that takes the cake as the coolest mullet in the world!!!
    Another "neat" post by guitar5150

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    Tennessee Tophat!! LOL, never heard that one before, too funny.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Don't forget the Mississippi Mudflap
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    or the Missouri Compromise!
    "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"
    -DLR
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    By a long shot, not the most impressive visually, but the best name for a class of mullet:

    2. CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

    Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

    It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

    Mulletude: 10

    Aggressiveness: 10

    Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.

    Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.

    Favorite Band: AC DC


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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    I just spit coke all over keyboard, thanks. something tells me that this board has its fair share of MinitruckMullets...
    "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"
    -DLR
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