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    Default Crafty Thief Successfully Shoots Himself In The Nuts After Robbing Store

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    Talk about things going really wrong.

    Tue Jan 15, 9:42 PM ET

    KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

    The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

    Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

    A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

    Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080116/...Mc2MvLQsKs0NUE

    He's robbing the store with a gun, yet demands ONE pack of cigarettes? Fellow really plans ahead.
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    Dumbass. Ever hear of a safety?
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    idiot...people are so stupid.

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    What a nutjob....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    More from our "Imbeciles In The News" department...

    Talk about things going really wrong.

    Tue Jan 15, 9:42 PM ET

    KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

    The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

    Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

    A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

    Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080116/...Mc2MvLQsKs0NUE

    He's robbing the store with a gun, yet demands ONE pack of cigarettes? Fellow really plans ahead.
    Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.
    Unless the clerk was on their knees doing a little "sucky, sucky", I probably would have figured this out.


    This guy SHOULD have been wearing a cup!
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    Blowin' a load in your pants ain't too fun.

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    Yeah that's pretty crafy alright. Whattan idiot.
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    OUCH!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    What a nutjob....
    LMAO!!!!
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    At least he's not firing blanks

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    Ah, the old karma wheel working like it is supposed to!

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    He needs some of those testicles that hang from the back of pickup trucks that some dumbass wants to ban!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strat Salad View Post
    At least he's not firing blanks
    In this case, he probably would have been better off if he had been firing blanks.
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