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    Default lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts"

    Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.



    The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.

    "Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to.

    But others think its no big deal.

    "Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man.

    Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law.



    "It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview.

    Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.
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    jesus christ...whenever I hear people say "there outta be a law" or "that should be against the law" my skin crawls.

    this is just one more example of a lawmaker and humanity in general needing to get a life.

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    Pleeeeze...who gives a crap? It's a fad, and will disappear just like all of the other stuff people stick on their cars from time to time because it's currently popular...

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    You know.. .living in the heart of redneck Texas I see way too many of these. I have to agree with this guy! It's just nasty..and try explaining it to your young daughter! People should use better judgement and there wouldn't have to be laws like this. What happend to respect for your neighbor? Maybe I should start hanging bloody tampons from my bumper!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake View Post
    Maybe I should start hanging bloody tampons from my bumper!
    You better patent that idea pronto before someone else gets rich off it!!

    Call it the "Bitch On Wheels" package!
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    Lol! OMG.. speaking of redneck Texas.. remember the lawn mower guy at Dairy Queen on the way back from Houston? Well I was on my way back from my mom's a few weeks ago and he was there again! I thought of you!
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    having a law is overkill. But are truck nuts? the new white trash identification card

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    Personally, I don't care for the "truck nuts", but fuck, theres gotta be something more important for these idiots to be doing with their time(which is our time). Please, do something that actually benefits "we the people" for once! It's insaine! More and more, I'm begining to beleive the Roman Empire anaology for this nation.

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    You know where these got thre start??? That's right; your friendly neighborhood trucker. They first started dangling from the back of "bull wagons" and "pig pens." Then other drivers, that run un-governed, started hanging them on the back of their tractors under the guise of "haulin' balls."

    Eventually all the little peckerwoods started putting them on their pickups, SUV's, etc.

    Personally, I think it's stooooopid. It just re-enforces the stigma that truckers are a bunch of filthy, uneducated, backward-ass, dipshits.
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    I think the TLW House Band should officially adopt the name "Truck Nuts".


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    Even though Fords do suck, I can't stand these stickers so lets outlaw them too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake View Post
    and try explaining it to your young daughter!
    all you have to tell her is "it's something stupid people put on their car."
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    Lets outlaw lawmakers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I think the TLW House Band should officially adopt the name "Truck Nuts".


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