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    Brett Michael's "Golddigging Slut-Fest"...Errr, "Rock Of Love 2" Premieres Tonight

    Well, this snuck up without warning. Yup, it's that time again, wherein our hero (Poison singer Brett Michaels) puts a group of needy, obviously emotionally damaged young women through a series of public humiliations in order to find his one true love.

    Here's a link to some thumbnail portraits of this season's willingly exploited and (most likely) severely delusional contestants.

    Warning: Upon viewing some of these ladies, one may come away agreeing with me that at least one of these women was at one time a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Well, this snuck up without warning. Yup, it's that time again, wherein our hero (Poison singer Brett Michaels) puts a group of needy, obviously emotionally damaged young women through a series of public humiliations in order to find his one true love.

    Here's a link to some thumbnail portraits of this season's willingly exploited and (most likely) severely delusional contestants.

    Warning: Upon viewing some of these ladies, one may come away agreeing with me that at least one of these women was at one time a man.

    http://www.vh1.com/photos/gallery/?f...humbnails=true
    God, I'm embarrassed to say, but I may have to catch this show. I pride myself on never watching reality shows, but I caught a glimpse of this show last time around, and got pathetically hooked. I swear, I coulda puked when I first saw Brett asking each girl one by one if they would be his "girlfriend" while he was holding a rose........I mean, c'mon, he must be in his 40's at least, right? It was so schmarmy.

    But I ended up on the edge of my seat, dying to see which HO he was going to ultimately choose.

    And the catfights......awesome!!!
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    I think picture 5 and 9 were once men. Look at those shoulders!

    I think 10 is a ringer and is still a man.
    Mr. Horseradish courtesy of the International Horseradish Council and Brett.

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    out of all 4 pages of the chicks neither of them look attractive to me. ick

    plus they are all older(age) than the last batch.

    BTW how did he lose the hot purple hair, hair dresser chick? she was banging.
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    Well, none of them look more like a woman than Bret himself did
    circa 1987. Shit. You should see some of the trannies
    in Patong. Some of the best looking women on the island are actually
    men. Or so I've heard.

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    "...but I like horses, they're so pretty."

    "I love horses, too."

    "I wonder if he's got horses?"

    "Oh my gosh!"

    "Do you bareback?"

    "Umm, no, I don't bareback. Nhmm hmm."

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    I watched the show last night. Some of those girls are freaking nasty, huge, fish lips. What's making me wonder is the lady with the big hair helmut said she was 45, Brett said he was 40 - can that be right? I thought he was a little older than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldustgrl View Post
    I watched the show last night. Some of those girls are freaking nasty, huge, fish lips. What's making me wonder is the lady with the big hair helmut said she was 45, Brett said he was 40 - can that be right? I thought he was a little older than that.
    He was born March 15, 1963, making him almost 45.

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    Did anyone catch the final show last year? He had picked Jes, who seemed to be the coolest of the whole batch of girls last year, over Heather. Heather then walked out without giving him his "Kiss" and said all sorts of nasty shit about him in the limo. And Bret and Jes were so in love...

    Then they had to spend a period of time apart, per the shows contract, before they did the reunion episode, where they brought all of the girls back and reunited Bret and Jes for the first time since he had chosen her.

    When she came out she gave him a peck on the cheek, and then chastised him for not contacting her. Her point was that if Bret was really in love with her, screw the contract, he would have made contact with her and spent time with her. Then she dumped him right there in front of everybody! We loved it, and agreed with her completely. What an ass!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog View Post
    He was born March 15, 1963, making him almost 45.
    yep, that doesn't surprise me....or that he lied about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Did anyone catch the final show last year? He had picked Jes, who seemed to be the coolest of the whole batch of girls last year, over Heather. Heather then walked out without giving him his "Kiss" and said all sorts of nasty shit about him in the limo. And Bret and Jes were so in love...

    Then they had to spend a period of time apart, per the shows contract, before they did the reunion episode, where they brought all of the girls back and reunited Bret and Jes for the first time since he had chosen her.

    When she came out she gave him a peck on the cheek, and then chastised him for not contacting her. Her point was that if Bret was really in love with her, screw the contract, he would have made contact with her and spent time with her. Then she dumped him right there in front of everybody! We loved it, and agreed with her completely. What an ass!!!
    Yeah, Jess definately kicked his ass to the curb! It was great!
    Jess was the best out of all the girls. She was just too young for him, I think. Heather, the HO, probably would have been good with him.

    There really are some pretty ones in this show, lets see who he picks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Did anyone catch the final show last year? He had picked Jes, who seemed to be the coolest of the whole batch of girls last year, over Heather. Heather then walked out without giving him his "Kiss" and said all sorts of nasty shit about him in the limo.
    I know, I loved that shit!

    Then they had to spend a period of time apart, per the shows contract, before they did the reunion episode, where they brought all of the girls back and reunited Bret and Jes for the first time since he had chosen her.

    When she came out she gave him a peck on the cheek, and then chastised him for not contacting her. Her point was that if Bret was really in love with her, screw the contract, he would have made contact with her and spent time with her. Then she dumped him right there in front of everybody! We loved it, and agreed with her completely. What an ass!!!
    yep. And I loved the fact that Jes wasn't willing to share him with Heather. That's ultimately why he chose her. Heather was perfectly willing to share him with anyone or anything. Jes was so sweet, she ended up giving him back to Heather. You know, because Heather, the skank, was really the perfect match for him. I know, that is so terrible of me.

    didn't get to see the show last night. What actually did happen with him and Heather since last season?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post

    didn't get to see the show last night. What actually did happen with him and Heather since last season?
    I don't know, but she did seem perfect for him. They're both idiots!

    Jes was cool, and I was hoping he would pick her but at the same time I was thinking, "She can do better."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    I don't know, but she did seem perfect for him. They're both idiots!

    Jes was cool, and I was hoping he would pick her but at the same time I was thinking, "She can do better."
    Definately.

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    i'll pass on this reality show............. it's like people who drive by accidents and want to see the damage . no thanks . the majority of reality shows continue in the downing down of america......
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

 

 

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