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    PM Goo with your concerns OLO's Avatar
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    Default When girls dont put out.

    I got this today via e-mail. Its soooooo true.




    When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's

    pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite

    figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I

    never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never

    figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR

    EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

    bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't

    feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was

    that?! 'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads

    to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

    enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. 'She responded to

    my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not

    what I do for you in the bedroom? 'Realizing that nothing was going to

    happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take

    the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch

    and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked

    around with her while she tried on several different very expensive

    outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just

    buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I

    said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'We went on to the jewelry

    department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell

    you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short

    of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked

    for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I

    think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.

    ' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is

    all dear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly contain myself when I

    blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it. 'Her face just went

    completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'I then said,

    'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not

    in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your

    shopping needs as a woman.'And just when she had this look like she was

    going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and

    not for the things I buy you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight

    either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    BOO-YA!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    BOO-YA!!!
    The story made me laugh but that picture is quite possibly the coolest thing i have ever seen in my life.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

    My blog at http://tollins.blogspot.de/

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    Fantastic!!!!
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

    Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar

    got tequila?

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    that was awesome.
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    "He shoots.......AND HE SCORES!

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    LMAO. That is great!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Briliant

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    HAHA!

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    LOL! That was great

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    If this is really true, then you are the MAN!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by looper_guy View Post
    "He shoots.......AND HE SCORES!

    Um, remember he doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimoncutr View Post
    Um, remember he doesn't.

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    Thank you for that. Dead on.

    One of the better posts on this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    BOO-YA!!!
    That picture is so fucking funny!!!
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

 

 

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