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    Default Life-sized cake fulfilled bride's dream...

    narcissism anyone?

    *Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas, gets wedding cake that looks just like her
    *Bride had longtime fantasy of having a doll modeled after her
    *Cake fulfilled bride's dream, and took about a week to finish off



    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07...rpt/index.html
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    He's thinking:

    "That bitch ain't crazy, I'll take it."
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    narcissism anyone?
    *Cake fulfilled bride's dream, and took about a week to finish off



    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07...rpt/index.html
    Which means the birthday cake in her likeness will be much larger.

    "Cut the cake.... I wanna lick out the cream..."

    Actually, this could explain the guy in the other story trying to eat his girlfriend. Maybe he was just confused and thought he was just eating her meat statue. I think I see a defense here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Sadly, Chidi's lifelong dream backfired when she noticed her new husband looking at the cake in a way he'd never looked at her before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Sadly, Chidi's lifelong dream backfired when she noticed her new husband looking at the cake in a way he'd never looked at her before.
    Look at the gleam in his eye, as well as the sure hand in which he guides the knife!

    This is disturbing on many levels.

    OK, let the "Eat Me" type jokes begin...
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    Default Imagine the surprise when getting ice cubes at her house

    Wonder if she'll save the head and keep it in the freezer like most brides do with normal wedding cake.

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    The cake is said to have inspired food-related songwriter Sammy Hagar, who will release his new song, "Wedding Cake, Hair Pie" on YouTube this Spring.
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    That's a little......different
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    Mommy! Uncle Fred got a boob but all I got was an armpit!







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    i don't even know where to begin....

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    What? No chocolate cake jokes yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by only letters and numbers View Post
    The cake is said to have inspired food-related songwriter Sammy Hagar, who will release his new song, "Wedding Cake, Hair Pie" on YouTube this Spring.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    What? No chocolate cake jokes yet?
    Surprising, eh... Hadn't thought of that, but now it seems obvious.

    "Brown sugar, why you taste so good?"
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    does this cake make my butt look big?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Wonder if she'll save the head and keep it in the freezer like most brides do with normal wedding cake.


    The groom looks pretty happy to be cutting up that cake don't he?

    Whatta waste of dough ($$).
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