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    Default 50 Things Men Wish Women Knew

    Here's an article I stumbled across on the Men's Health website that I think is dead-on on most things:

    50 Things Men Wish You Knew

    1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.

    2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

    3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

    4. If you think Iím speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

    5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

    6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

    7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.

    8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

    9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

    10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, theyíre your best sign that Iím not a whack job.

    11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

    12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

    13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

    14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

    15. I don't ask for directions because Iím just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

    16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

    17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

    18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

    19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

    20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

    21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Donít be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

    22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

    23. Youíre really bad at faking it.

    24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means youíre late.

    25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

    26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

    27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

    28. Unless we're meeting my parents.

    29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

    30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.

    31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
    32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."

    33. We love ponytails.

    34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

    35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.

    36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

    37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

    38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

    39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

    40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

    41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

    42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

    43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

    44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

    45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.

    46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

    47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

    48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

    49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

    50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.
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    And there's a gay chat banner on the left once more

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    17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

    No it doesn't always just 99.9% of the time or at least the thought is there (hmm, does this mean she's horny or just needs a hug because the dog died?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    And there's a gay chat banner on the left once more

    What???
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    What???
    I have nooo idea


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottRoberts View Post

    6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
    I so wish my wife could understand this one. Case in point:

    Last October, I got back from a business trip from hell. Just returning from Brazil, plane from Brazil delayed 6 hours while we were on the tarmac (no getting off the plane), 9 hour flight, hellish customs agents, missed connecting flight in Atlanta, plane from Atlana delayed 4 hours, I finally get home after 24+ hours of travel with about 2 hours of sleep. What does my wife want to do after she picks me up at the airport? Go to Wal-Mart!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    I have nooo idea

    Looks like a UK thing. Haven't seen that add. They do make a nice couple...

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    Here's one.
    I wish they knew what I was thinking. That way, they wouldn't always
    ask me what I'm thinking. What I'm thinking when she asks me "What
    are you thinking?" is, "Why they hell do you always wanna know what
    I'm thinking?" Stay outta my head. The next time you ask,
    I'm gonna say " Oh, I was thinking you're too fat and was wondering how
    I could leave you for your best friend. Feel better?"
    'Cause we all know if she knew what I was actually thinking, her mouth
    would be too full to ask me anything.

    PS - one day I'll figure out hw to use every smiley in one response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by looper_guy View Post
    I so wish my wife could understand this one. Case in point:

    Last October, I got back from a business trip from hell. Just returning from Brazil, plane from Brazil delayed 6 hours while we were on the tarmac (no getting off the plane), 9 hour flight, hellish customs agents, missed connecting flight in Atlanta, plane from Atlana delayed 4 hours, I finally get home after 24+ hours of travel with about 2 hours of sleep. What does my wife want to do after she picks me up at the airport? Go to Wal-Mart!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!
    Sure, she can go to Wal-Mart....after dropping you off at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raldo View Post
    Sure, she can go to Wal-Mart....after dropping you off at home.

    Hey. Your bringing logic into this.

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    Great list!!!

    Oh, and I don't step a foot in a Walmart. Walmart sucks.
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    #51. Please learn the following words and what they mean:
    "Hmmm"
    "Uh"
    "Ugh"
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    "Hmph"







    Don't read this.

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    #52-When you ask me what I'm thinking and I say nothing, that's what it means. It doesn't mean I am thinking something else and don't want to tell you, it means I am thinking about nothing-well, maybe sex.

    #53-Yes, I can listen to my favorite songs repeatedly, that's why they are my favorite songs. Deal with it and don't bitch about it.
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    #54-You have "The Bachelor/Bachelorette". We have our video games.

    This reminds me of our beloved Man-Law Thread.
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