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    Okay, this is making the rounds on all of the Mil-Blogs because it's just funnier than hell:

    http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2...ne_for_du.html


    My favorite part:

    2. Whacking bad people is dangerous. Itís also hard. Itís easier and safer to whack the bad people if you do it from the air or the ocean. Thatís because the bad people canít afford the super weapons that do stuff from there. Thatís why we have to be nice to the Navy and Air Force; so they will whack bad people with great enthusiasm. Unfortunately, sometimes the Navy and Air Force get too enthusiastic at whacking people and they hurt Army Soldiers and other not so bad people that ended up in the wrong place. Thatís why we have to spend a lot of effort telling them where we are and what we need them to do. We also try to stay out of their way when they are too busy whacking cities and countries and stuff. We also have to do a lot of explaining to civilian bureaucrats about what they need to do to clean up after the bad people get whacked. This is called ďunified actionĒ but itís really like going over to the neighbors to apologize for breaking their window.
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    The hubby liked at the end it mentions that it doesn't say anything about the Marines so in if all else fails, break the glass.

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