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    Default Santa may not be giving a present to my daughter... you decide

    Keep in mind that my children are under the age of 10 and my daugther is the youngest. This transpired while I was wrapping the gifts I bought for my wife:

    Dad (to son and daugther): we agreed that we would be nice to each other, remember our p's and q's, not shout, scream, cry, tease, or do whatever else to make this an unpleasant day. What do you say to your sister?

    Son: I'm sorry.

    Daughter (to brother): Yeah, you little fucker!

    Dad (to daugther): Do you think Santa will bring you a gift if you say such a word? If I have said this word in each of your presence, I apologise. What do you say to your brother?

    Daughter (crying): I'm sorry.

    I think she might get a present tonight, her apology was sincere and Lord, did I try to keep a straight face after hearing her use the word fucker!

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    Jack Bauer: I’m Jack Bauer, who the hell is this?
    Bart: Me, er… I’m Ahmed Adudi
    Jack: Chloe, get me all you can on Ahmed Adudi… Does anyone there know Ahmed Adudi?
    Chloe O’Brien: Ahmed Adudi; wealthy Saudi financier… Disappeared into Afghanistan in the late 90s…
    Jack: … Really?
    Chloe (ironically): No Jack it’s a joke name, you’re being set up.
    Jack: DAMMIT!

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    LOL, don't you just love kids. Man, that is such a great story and so like brothers and sisters everywhere. Thanks, that brought a huge smile to my face for sure. Merry Christmas!

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    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

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    When I was a little kid (definitely under the age of 10), I asked my mother what the word, "******" (racial epithet) meant. I have no idea where I heard the word, probably the schoolyard or something.

    She was on her way up the flight of stairs to the second floor of our house, but turned around and sat me down on the stairs. She asked me where I heard the word. At the time I knew. She explained that it was a mean word that should not be used. I accepted that but still wondered what it meant, and persisted. She quickly rattled off an explanation, which satisfied my curiousity. It was my first brush with prejudice and, as you can see, it made quite an impact. I've never used the word again (except in this story).

    Edit: Well I see it's been censored from my story, so my record holds.
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    I'll never forget the day my--then--two year old son and I were calling each other silly names while driving somewhere, the names had to be "(blank)head" in nature:

    Me: "You shoe-head"
    Him: "You dog-head"
    Me: "You train-head"
    Him: "You mooshy-head"
    Me: "You frog-head"
    Him: "You fuckhead"
    Me: "I think I just ran a red light..."







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    Kids will say the darndest things!!
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    i have 3 kids here, 2 are under 10 and 1 of them is nearly 11 it seems to be daily that they come home with a "new word" or phrase that needs some attention and an "adult explanation" (which is usualy where the wife comes in coz im too busy laughing). no matter how careful we are as parents we cannot stop them from hearing these things and repeating them at inappropriate times. i for one dont mind the use of swear words as long as the are in context and used with some degree of inteligence.
    however the wife hates it so i have to abide by her descision.
    its a great story though, aint kids just so adorable, im gonna go hug mine now.
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    And with that I'm off to the kitchen to make myself a lesbian omelette...LLFHS in response to one of Graeme's post's


    "The anal beads may have scarred SNIC for life. That guy is tough as fucking nails!! No normal guy could take anal beads to the head and survive! "...OLO on SNIC's near death experience at TLW

    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

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    Damn television.
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    Santa better get her a gift. Who's know what the little angel will call him if he doesn't.

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    We were going to the store the other day, and the DJ on Sirius Buzzsaw told a joke:

    Q: What do members of Congress and lesbians have in common?
    A: They both don't do dick.

    My 7 year old daughter from the backseat:

    "Daddy...what's a 'dick'?"

    Talk about nearly swerving the car into another.
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

    "This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen. ."

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    Tommywho5150, your daughter poses a very interesting question in your sig. That's a child who processes information and uses it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    Tommywho5150, your daughter poses a very interesting question in your sig. That's a child who processes information and uses it.
    yeah, she's as bright as a button. my other daughter would have killed and eaten it! and my son would have tried to show it how to play rugby or asked if it likes power rangers!
    i always encourage my kids to think and speak freely and try NOT to censor normal everyday things such as language (coz lets face it, it is language so wheres the harm) ofourse i do have boundries and rules.

    thanks
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    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

    "Dude, the cashier gave me the creepiest sneer when he rang up my unmentionables!"...Sassy Lassy during a Facebook conversation!

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    If my kid drops the F bomb, you better believe he/she will be sucking on a bar of soap for a while!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    If my kid drops the F bomb, you better believe he/she will be sucking on a bar of soap for a while!
    and i respect that...but if you make a scene or an example of the "bad language" it has more of a shock factor and kids will use it more often to cause offence or to "show off", if however you allow kids to use the same language in a particular context and also offer alternative words to use that may make them feel more inteligent kids will eventualy limit the use of bad language and use the more intelligent alternatives...i have been doing it for years with my kids and believe me it works.
    my dad did it with me and drink, he used to take me to the pub as a kid, and when i turned 14 he would buy me a pint of guiness (in the u.k. the legal drinking age is 18) he always taught me that getting drunk isnt cool but a drink with friends is...now im in my 30's and i can count how many times ive been drunk on my fingers...it took that subversive and enigma away from it, and taught me a sensible attitude towards it.

    however, im not saying your way is wrong and i respect your descision, i would never tell anyone how to raise their kids.

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    And with that I'm off to the kitchen to make myself a lesbian omelette...LLFHS in response to one of Graeme's post's


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    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

    "Dude, the cashier gave me the creepiest sneer when he rang up my unmentionables!"...Sassy Lassy during a Facebook conversation!

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    We were listening to Van Halen on the radio in my car the other day and my 4 year old asked "Daddy, what does Everybody Want"?

    Me:"Some"
    Him:"What's some"?
    Me:"Ask me again in 10 years"

 

 

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