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    Default Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex

    Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.

    Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found.

    Female monkeys often utter loud, distinctive calls before, during or after sex. Their exact function, if any, has remained heavily debated.

    Counting pelvic thrusts
    To investigate the purpose behind these calls, scientists at the German Primate Center in Göttingen focused on Barbary macaques for two years in a nature reserve in Gibraltar.

    The researchers found that females yelled during 86 percent of all sexual encounters. When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time.

    However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time.

    To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened.

    Tired Males They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex.

    Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly "quite weird, but it's science," researcher Dana Pfefferle, a behavioral scientist and primatologist at the German Primate Center, told LiveScience. "You get used to it."

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    Male and female Barbary macaques are promiscuous, often having sex with many partners. This means sperm levels can get quite drained.

    The females shout when they are most fertile, so males can make the most use of their sperm.

    Pfefferle noted her research suggests these calls might also make females more attractive to other males. She added these shouts might play different roles in other species.

    Pfefferle and her colleagues detailed their findings online Dec. 18 in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
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    LOL, oooo, talk dirty monkey talk to me baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    LOL, oooo, talk dirty monkey talk to me baby!
    somebody needs to hook it up with a video of monkeys knocking boots with poison's "talk dirty to me" playing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by broken9500 View Post
    somebody needs to hook it up with a video of monkeys knocking boots with poison's "talk dirty to me" playing...
    PERFECT!!!!


    Second song...Def Leppard's "Animal".

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    Actually, "Animal" should be the first song. The rhythm would be more sympatico, I would think. If we watched this montage, would it be considered porno, you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    Actually, "Animal" should be the first song. The rhythm would be more sympatico, I would think. If we watched this montage, would it be considered porno, you think?
    only if you get off...

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    Oh admit it. There's a certain arousal level to the whole idea...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    Oh admit it. There's a certain arousal level to the whole idea...
    well...what kind of monkeys are we talking about? cutesy little pet ones like the kind that dance to an organ grinder or giant silver back gorillas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    she's mad hot...and there's the whole mother/daughter fetish thing going....

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    Don't you be touching that baby. Look how protective she is of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    Don't you be touching that baby. Look how protective she is of it.
    twelve posts in and no one has made a slapping my monkey joke...well...i'm not about to break the streak despite the temptation to say something like "i'm rather protective of my monkey too" or "don't worry, I'm already touching a monkey of my own" or some other such, though juvenile, rather funny comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    Actually, "Animal" should be the first song. The rhythm would be more sympatico, I would think. If we watched this montage, would it be considered porno, you think?
    Yeah, "Animal" should be first. Gotta throw in "Loss Of Control" if it's gonna be considered porn though.


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