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    Default Top 5 Sexual Position Mistakes Guys Make

    One of the many challenges men have is to decide on what positions to use when getting booty. The biggest fears are that the woman will get bored with the “same old, same old” and as a result lose interest in sex. So the question becomes, what are the best sexual positions?

    The best way to explain this is to talk about what NOT to do. With that in mind, I’ll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won’t continue making them.

    Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie.
    This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. Inexperienced guys think porn is a good model because they see studs banging beautiful broads, and… well, they just don’t know any better. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

    And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it’s a position that puts pressure. (If you ever have a chance to go behind the scenes and watch the making of an adult movie, you’ll see how quickly the mood gets killed when the actress keeps having to stop the scene to go to the bathroom!)

    Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position.
    To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. She loves it when he leans on the underside of her thighs. So here’s a tip for you to try… Next time you’re having sex with your woman (while you’re engaged in actual intercourse, that is), get more of your weight on her. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man’s body pressed hard against her.

    So how much weight should you put on her? Make it enough so that after you come, and the sexual frenzy dissipates, your woman will tell you that she feels like she’s being smooshed. Of course, do this within limits! If you’re on top off her grinding her pubic bone for too long, it can feel painful for her.

    But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man’s weight. So save the gentlemanly sex for the royal family’s women!

    Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she’s on top.
    For virtually every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless beta male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

    Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp.
    A lot of guys have read too many “Men are From Mars”-type books and think women like it if you ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be the alpha male instead and just “do it.” Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and… she’ll LOVE it! And don’t worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn’t like, she’ll let you know.

    Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better.
    You don’t need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

    Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there’s too much “where should I put my arm?”… and not enough “let’s just have fun exploring.”

    John Alexander is author of How to Be Her Best Lover Ever, a groundbreaking sex guide for men that will make you so good in bed that your woman will beg you for more.

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    I am guilty of all these so called "mistakes." The problem in this is that I have also have been put in that position by woman that FLIP if you try to treat her like a rag doll or "fuck toy" this douche' suggests. I have also had a lot of women, through out my "pro years" say that they can't stand the smooched feeling, and that the feeling of sweat between the skin is repulsive. To me, there is nothing hotter than the glistening, shiny, naked female body. Whether from passionate sex or baby oil, it is by far the hottest thing to take in.

    I think this guy is full of shit.

    Any woman willing to prove me wrong on this???
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    Well...Thanks for the info, but I really think I ought to kiss her first.







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    There's no one trick that works with every woman. Some like to be on top, some like doggy. There's no rule, u gotta find out the way she rolls be4 deciding the best course of action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Well...Thanks for the info, but I really think I ought to kiss her first.


    I really think I ought to say hi first and introduce myself...

    I'm new around here. Hi to everyone.

    I'll add my 2 cents though....many times less (not size wise) is more...subtlety goes a long way (no pun intended) in the satisfaction dept. Of course, the aggressive take command stuff shouldn't be ignored either but just my 2 cents. Bottom line in my book, play it by ear and adapt to the situation...rules of thumb are nice but not set in stone. Maybe I'm stating the obvious eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy View Post
    I think this guy is full of shit.

    So far only #4 sounds like sound advice. This guy's obviously been sleeping with the most boring, nitpicky women out there.
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    John Alexander is author of How to Be Her Best Lover Ever, a groundbreaking sex guide for men that will make you so good in bed that your woman will beg you for more.


    Please......if you're going to this guy for sex pointers, you should be fucking tree stumps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it’s a position that puts pressure. (If you ever have a chance to go behind the scenes and watch the making of an adult movie, you’ll see how quickly the mood gets killed when the actress keeps having to stop the scene to go to the bathroom!)

    Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she’s on top.
    For virtually every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless beta male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

    Umm...no! Ankles on shoulders is #2, #1 is doggy.

    If I'm on top, I want full control.

    That guy has NO CLUE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Umm...no! Ankles on shoulders is #2, #1 is doggy.

    If I'm on top, I want full control.

    That guy has NO CLUE!!!
    I'll be in shortly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I'll be in shortly.
    Well, ok honey, but hurry the hell up, I'm getting antsy. You'd better put all the weight you can on me too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Umm...no! Ankles on shoulders is #2, #1 is doggy.

    If I'm on top, I want full control.

    That guy has NO CLUE!!!
    Isn't he trying to say that even though she is on top, the guy should not lay there motionless? It would be like the guy on top and the woman just lays there like a limp rag. If you are on top, the guy grabbing hold of the woman's hips and moving with her is an absolutely requirement. The woman is still in control of the movement and speed or even where his hands are placed.

    And RRMB, I think I might question the women you've been with that don't want to get a little hot and sweaty during sex. Or be a little smooshed for that matter. Honey, that's what is all about.

    I don't think anything on the list is too far off the mark myself. In #4 he says try new things and if she doesn't like it, she'll let you know and in #5 to just explore and have fun. That pretty much sums up good sex in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    Isn't he trying to say that even though she is on top, the guy should not lay there motionless? It would be like the guy on top and the woman just lays there like a limp rag. If you are on top, the guy grabbing hold of the woman's hips and moving with her is an absolutely requirement. The woman is still in control of the movement and speed or even where his hands are placed.
    Yeah, I suppose so. If I'm on top, I want the guy to let me control the movements, but he can put his hands or mouth anywhere he wants to.

    There is nothing hotter than when sweat is dripping from you both during sex.

    I also think you have to tell your partner what you want, people are not mind readers. If you're just blunt, straight to the point, it makes things a lot easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    There is nothing hotter than when sweat is dripping from you both during sex.
    Got that right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    I also think you have to tell your partner what you want, people are not mind readers. If you're just blunt, straight to the point, it makes things a lot easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Mmm ohhh...yeah....clean my bathroom. Ahh baby....pay my rent. Yyyyyyess....vacuum the apartment.
    Lol...you goof! You know exactly what I'm talking about. Kiss me here, grab me there, bite me in this spot, smack my ass....etc.

 

 

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