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    Default Horny Wife Breaks Into Jail For Unathorized Conjugal Visit With Husband

    I wish that for just once, either one of my ex-wives would have been this aroused...

    Wife breaks into prison

    Kent, England (AHN) A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband.

    The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, according to The Sun.

    But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave. An inquiry into the security breach is under way.

    The Sun's source said: "She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

    "He took her into to his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it. Then while she was trying to leave she was spotted.

    "She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail!"

    Her husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

    A Prison Service spokesman said: "A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill open prison. The intruder was challenged by a staff member.

    "A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating."

    Kent Police said a woman was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass and later released with no further action.


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    What a devoted wife. Nice to see they still exist.
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    Yep. She sould of just gotten a new toy or something to satisfy her needs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    Yep. She sould of just gotten a new toy or something to satisfy her needs.
    Kinda begs the question: What can he do that she couldn't get elsewhere?

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    I wonder if he made her wear a strap-on. Ya gotta figure that's what he's been used to.

    If she hopped a fence to get in to jail, couldn't he just hop that fence to get out of jail? I mean if they actually met up, that tells me that she had a clear path in to see him, couldn't he have just followed that same path out?
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