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    Man Accused of Swiping Blow-Up Love Dolls

    Which one of you crazy bastids did this?

    MADISON, Wis. - A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

    A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.

    Video surveillance tape gave investigators a look at the car outside the novelty shop, which they pulled over about ten days later.

    The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.
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    Wouldn't a love doll that opened it's mouth to "speak" more or less defeat the purpose that it was intended for?

    And is MADISON, Wis. within driving distance of ENUMCLAW, WA.?
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    yeah i'm with you, can't see paying for, much less stealing, a doll that TALKS...seems like if I wanted to deal with that there would be plenty of human choices...heeheehee...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    And is MADISON, Wis. within driving distance of ENUMCLAW, WA.?
    I wonder that very same thing, Craig. I think we may be on to something.
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    If you ever find yourself humping a stolen, talking, inflatable, love doll in an abandoned semi trailer behind a motel in Wisconsin in December...

    ...I dunno. Maybe it's time to go back to college.







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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece View Post
    Which one of you crazy bastids did this?

    MADISON, Wis. - A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."
    Ya think?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Wouldn't a love doll that opened it's mouth to "speak" more or less defeat the purpose that it was intended for?

    And is MADISON, Wis. within driving distance of ENUMCLAW, WA.?
    Way to far to drive. Once again I am not saying I would not do it if it was closer.
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    Too bad it was a Love Doll. The Real Dolls look more fun. Can you believe these things? Saw them on Howard Stern several years back. Almost need to put them on the Beautiful Girls thread...lol.

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    Kevin Kline is staring in a movie about a guy who has a relationship with his life-doll.

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    I wonder if those talking love dolls like to cuddle afterwards........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
    I wonder if those talking love dolls like to cuddle afterwards........
    Either that or 'spoon'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece View Post
    then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.
    Recovered, Repackaged for Re-sale...
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Recovered, Repackaged for Re-sale...
    Come on now, I'm sure they were wiped off first.

 

 

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