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    Default Interesting idea on gas

    Saw this in one of those email fwd things that I hate so much. Claimed to be from Carlin, but it isn't.

    Anyways, I like the occasional alternative take on things. This is a fun idea to contemplate.

    > George Carlin's Solution to Save
    > Gasoline
    > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas
    > we use.....
    > The best way to stop using so much gas
    > is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
    > That would be 11 million less people
    > using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
    >
    > Bring our troops home from Iraq to
    > guard the Border....
    > When they catch an illegal immigrant
    > crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
    > some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
    > Tell him if he wants to come to
    > America then he must serve a tour in the
    > military....
    > Give him a soldier's pay while he's
    > there and tax him on it.....
    > After his tour, he will be allowed to
    > become a citizen since he defended this country.....
    >
    > He will also be registered to be taxed
    > and be a legal patriot..... .
    > This option will probably deter
    > illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
    > troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a
    > better life for themselves.. ....
    >
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    Too funny!!!
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    It sounds more like a crappy right wing email (I get lots of them). Besides, most of them don't own cars. Just check out Home Depot. They're all piled in the back of one pickup.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    That works for me!
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    Yeah, I went to snopes too and found out it wasn't carlins. That's why I didn't mention he wrote it. I now realize it's in the body of the email too so good catch.

    I like the idea though.
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