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    Default Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Pussy....

    Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Pussy Cat's Door

    A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door, News4Jax.com reported.

    The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home. Hours later, she found the man stuck in the small door and called police. When they arrived four minutes later, the man was dead, News4Jax.com reported.

    "He's a big guy. I don't even know how he could fit through there," Tucker’s friend, Will Elliot told News4Jax.com. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."

    Cops are currently awaiting autopsy results.
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    That's false advertising, Voi!
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    Gee, I wonder if it was difficult to snatch him out of there?
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    wow...i don't know where to begin with this one! heeheehee

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    that's the last time he tries to stick himself into that hole again!
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    Twat you say! Your boyfriend got stuck in the pussy's door.

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    He should have tried to Spell H E L P with his tongue.

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    Only in Florida. Seriously, FLA linkers, what's the deal? There's crazier stories coming out of there every week!

 

 

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