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    Default 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say

    30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say...


    Here's 30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man.

    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
    3. Why don't we just cuddle?
    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    5. Make it dance.
    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    8. It's okay, we'll work around it.
    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    10. Oh no... I just got a flash headache.
    11. (Giggling and pointing)
    12. Can I be honest with you?
    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
    14. This explains your car.
    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
    16. Why is God punishing me?
    17. At least this won't take long.
    18. I never saw one like that before.
    19. But it still works, right?
    20. It looks so unused.
    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
    23. Are you cold?
    24. If you get me real drunk first.
    25. Is that an optical illusion?
    26. What is that?
    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
    28. Does it come with an air pump?
    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
    30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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    Too funny!

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    Many years ago, my friend and I were walking through Washington Square Park at night with a friend of ours who happened to be a stripper. This guy walked in front of us and opened his trenchcoat to reveal that he wasn't wearing anything underneath.

    Without skipping a beat our stripper friend waved her hand in a dismissive gesture and screamed, "Ahhh close it up, I've seen bigger pencils."

    The guy quickly closed his coat and meekly skulked away.
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    Those are pretty good!
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    I've used about 8 of them.. hehehe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    I've used about 8 of them.. hehehe!
    On the same guy? So you kept inviting him back despite his "shortcomings?"
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    Hey, OLO, I notice you didn't cite a source of where this list came from. Are these all things you've heard personally?
    If so, you've got guts and a lot of persistence. I admire that. Personally, I would have considered the priesthood after about #18.







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    Thanks, OLO, for opening up some old wounds.

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    A buddy of mine was trying to make some time with some chick in a bar when she turned to him and said, "I swallow, but I'm not interested."

    Most effective verbal beatdown I've ever heard of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Hey, OLO, I notice you didn't cite a source of where this list came from. Are these all things you've heard personally?
    If so, you've got guts and a lot of persistence. I admire that. Personally, I would have considered the priesthood after about #18.
    Once again, my friend, we've thought along the same lines. And, once again I was late with my post.
    I was going to ask OLO if these were taken from his journal entries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac View Post
    A buddy of mine was trying to make some time with some chick in a bar when she turned to him and said, "I swallow, but I'm not interested."

    Most effective verbal beatdown I've ever heard of.
    Ouch!

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    19. But it still works, right?
    Think I like that one.

    Those are hilarious, thanks for the Sunday morning funnies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac View Post
    A buddy of mine was trying to make some time with some chick in a bar when she turned to him and said, "I swallow, but I'm not interested."

    Most effective verbal beatdown I've ever heard of.
    Ouch is right!!! Not only does that shoot you down, it pours salt in the wound by letting you know what you are missing out on. Damn!!!

    I guess the guy should have come back with something along the line of..."too bad your mom didn't on the night she was knocked up with you."
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