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    Default The VH Links Crack Commando Squad

    In relation to some silly commentary in another thread, I am pleased to announce the creation of the VHL CCS. (I may have to put that on a license plate.)
    The CCS was formed by me, to offer Zeo some assistance in dealing with an extremely hazardous situation in the Windy City.
    At this point, we are a small unit of somewhat weasily assholes with not a lot of better things to do. But what the hell?
    Chef was an immediate choice, and was brought on board because of his expertise in several forms of the martial arts, his quick wit, and his ability to whip up a nice dip to go with the snacks.
    Wickett has volunteered, and while i'm not totally sure what qualifications he brings to to the CCS, at this point we're not all that picky.

    The mandate of the CCS will be to face down and fight injustice and stupidity in all it's forms. Whether it's pointing out societies flaws, solving the Middle East crisis or putting the verbal boots to some asshole newbie in Main, you can count on the VHL CCS.
    If you see something that needs our attention, please post it here.

    Also,

    We are accepting volunteers at this point, please state your qualifications, and whether or not we can borrow your Mom's car.
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    I have boobs....and can bring beer!

    .............................KIDDING!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles View Post
    I have boobs....and can bring beer!

    NO..........................KIDDING!!! lol
    By all means, sit next to me in the command car!
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    By all means, sit next to me in the command car!
    Hey! What are you two doing back there?! Don't make me turn this car around!!!!
    2-time Fantasy Baseball Champion.

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    Holy Shit Chef,
    Do you got a thing on your computer that alerts you when the term "boobs" is used in a thread?
    That quick reply ability is why your on the team.

    And KT, every good fake Commando team a needs gorgeous dame to distract the bad guys,sao you're in.
    And for god's sake bring some more boobs, er, friends with you.
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    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    Hey! What are you two doing back there?! Don't make me turn this car around!!!!
    "Yeah, yeah you can drive. Yet why the fuck do I have to wear this thing, jim?"



    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Can I be Mister T?

    I pity the fool who don't like T!

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    I'll volunteer since you need more boobs to distract the bad guys.

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    yeaaaaaayyyy.. more boobs...


    oh.. qualifications.. I need to apply for this gig?? this changes everything
    Don't drink the Jim Jones punch. They're called theToxic Twins for a reason...

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    Boobs get in immediatley.
    The rest of you may be required to fill in a lenghty application form.
    In triplicate.
    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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    Count me in. I can beat on things with a stick.

    Where do I sign up???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    I'll volunteer since you need more boobs to distract the bad guys.
    I will also volunteer boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I will also volunteer boobs.
    Wanna climb in the back with me and show me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    I will also volunteer boobs.

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