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    Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder

    A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

    'You've been a naughty boy'The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.

    But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error.

    One witness told reporters: "She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

    "Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on."

    After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue.

    "She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.

    It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show.

    A spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

    She confirmed nobody had been suspended from Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College and the police were not involved.

    The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."
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    Nice b-day present!
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    "All right, class, settle down and let's get back to work. William, can you come up to the board and solve this math problem?"

    "Uh...can I just sit here and tell you what to write?"

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    Now that is one cool mom. Sure it was supposed to be a Gorillagram.
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    one question: what is a lead
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    that was a great story!

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    I would have killed my mother if she had sent a Gorillagram to me at school for my 16th birthday. Isn't high school hard enough without that? He's lucky they screwed up...now he is a king around that place.

    I am assuming this was in the U.K. based on some of the phrases ie: mum.
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    I love how the teacher stood by doing nothing UNTIL the stripper started getting naked...as if a stripper walking into the room dressed as a police officer, her putting a collar on him, whipping him, leading him around the room, and "scolding him" were just fine and dandy. LOL...either the teacher has been living under a rock and had no clue what was going on OR the teacher is a little kinkified and was enjoying it.
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    Ok, I know she was a stripper, but do you think she could have put two and two together that maybe....just maybe.....she was at the wrong gig?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Ok, I know she was a stripper, but do you think she could have put two and two together that maybe....just maybe.....she was at the wrong gig?
    You would have thought that when she arrived at the school that she would have thought, "hmmmm, I don't think I'm supposed to be here."

    That kid is probably the most popular kid in school!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Ok, I know she was a stripper, but do you think she could have put two and two together that maybe....just maybe.....she was at the wrong gig?
    Quote Originally Posted by Raldo View Post
    You would have thought that when she arrived at the school that she would have thought, "hmmmm, I don't think I'm supposed to be here."
    Obviously you guys have not dated many strippers, as by and large they are hardly the sharpest knives in the drawer. Think about this: I could get dates with them, and I'm the damned bass guitarist.
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    Wow that teacher doesn't sound like the brightest bulb either.

    What kinda parent books a stripper gram anyways? Gorilla or otherwise, no kid wants that kind of attention and/or embarassment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    "All right, class, settle down and let's get back to work. William, can you come up to the board and solve this math problem?"

    "Uh...can I just sit here and tell you what to write?"
    "William, can you come to the board and solve this problem?"
    "Uhhh..no, I'll have to take an F on that one."

    In the immortal words of Beavis and Butthead: "Bbbbbooooiiiiinnnggggggg". I'm sure all this guys' friends are going to go over to his house and tell his mom, "You know, Mrs. Smith, my birthday is next week."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Ok, I know she was a stripper, but do you think she could have put two and two together that maybe....just maybe.....she was at the wrong gig?
    HAHA, I wanted to respond to the QUOTE and Instead I wanted to compliment your sig DD EXCELLENT! Has anyone ever started whats your sig mean? or rather Your favorite sig. I know mine is long but hey, it's what came to mind at the time. hahaha.
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