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    Default Obama, "Do we have clearance, Clarence?"

    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Shirley you must be joking.

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    That's right up there with the balloon fiasco of 2004.

    Check this out:


    I watched this moment live and I was LMFAO. The director who didn't know his mic was being picked up by CNN throws a 3 minute fit swearing his head off to the guys in the arena ceiling because they weren't dropping enough balloons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    Shirley you must be joking.
    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Kids, just say NO to marriage". (Al Bundy)

    Rawhide in "A"

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    Oops
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    Shirley you must be joking.
    " Have you ever seen a grown man naked"
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    " Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"



    "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
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    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    The tower???? The tower???? Rapunzel!!! Rapunzel!!!
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    "then the dinosaurs died, and they turned to oil....and then they arabs came, and they bought mercedes-benzes!"
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

    "Cuz, he say, can't hang."
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Kids, just say NO to marriage". (Al Bundy)

    Rawhide in "A"

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    Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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