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    Home Vasectomy

    Registered sex offender attempts to remove own testicles
    Last Updated 10/22/2007 10:29:13 AM


    By JAYETTE BOLINSKI
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    A registered sex offender who apparently was feeling an urge to offend again tried to remove his own testicles overnight.

    The 59-year-old man, who lives in the 1600 block of Seven Pines Road, was bleeding profusely when police arrived around 8:15 p.m., but he is expected to survive.

    The man used a fillet knife to remove one testicle and flushed it down the toilet. The other testicle was nearly cut off.

    The man then called a friend for help. He was rushed to the hospital after police and paramedics arrived.

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    I guess he didn't have the balls to finish the job.
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    OWWWWEEEE! That must have hurt!

    You've got to get the guy some sort of credit, I guess. He felt the urge and tried to stop himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    I guess he didn't have the balls to finish the job.
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    A fillet knife? Everyone knows you use a chefs knife



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabot View Post
    A fillet knife? Everyone knows you use a chefs knife
    Or for the truly adventurous, a bread knife...



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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    I guess he didn't have the balls to finish the job.
    LOL!!!! OMG Jimmy, I LOVE your sense of humor!!!!Lol....

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    OH MY GOD!!!! JEEZ that hurts just thinking about it.
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    Quit posting pics of knives, it's making me queasy.

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    It's not the beans that offend...it the frank. What he needs is a Bobbit special!!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    It's not the beans that offend...it the frank. What he needs is a Bobbit special!!
    Good point. Ouch!
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    As my wife would sing in grade school a la the Lion Sleeps tonight, " a weenie whack, a weenie whack"......

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    In all seriousness, this story highlights the recidivism of sexual predators and the struggle they go through. That's why it kills me to read the steady stream of stories about child rape, molestation, abduction commited by repeat offenders. I'm deeply skeptical that rehabiliation for a sexual predator is possible, at least without going to the degree this dude went to.

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    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

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