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    Default The Ingratitude Of HitchHikers

    On the way home from work on last night , I saw a guy walking along who I thought I recognised as a colleague. So I pulled over to give him a lift into town.

    But when I stopped and greeted him I realised it wasn’t a colleague at all. However having already pulled over and opened the window I thought I’d better offer him a lift into town.

    He had a plastic bag with him and every few minutes he kept looking into the bag. By way of making conversation I asked him what was so interesting in the bag and he said “None of your 'effing business”.

    I thought well, that’s nice I’m doing this guy a favour and he talks to me like that. Anyway he continued to peer into the plastic bag. A few minutes later I thought I can’t let this go and said “ah c’mon, what’s in the bag?”

    “None of your 'effing business!” he replied again.

    I thought well, that’s enough and made an excuse that I was turning left here and told him to get out. I knew by his expression that he was cross at me and he got out of my car without saying a word. Has anyone else on this board experienced such in gratitude from hitchhikers ?

    Anyway I had the last laugh because he left the plastic bag in my car !
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    So . . . what's in the fucking bag?
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    I think you had an encounter with the foul-mouthed plastic bag ghost.

    So what was in it, a portal to hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabot View Post
    So . . . what's in the fucking bag?
    None of your 'effing business!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    None of your 'effing business!
    Saw it coming from a mile away, and still loved it.
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    You're just lucky he didn't say, "You wanna know what's in the effing bag?" and pulled out a knife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesterdays View Post
    You're just lucky he didn't say, "You wanna know what's in the effing bag?" and pulled out a knife.
    Uhhhhh huh huh. There was no he.
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    I'd be paranoid that he had a severed head or some crazy shit in there lol
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    i hate when that happens........... so i stopped picking up hitch hikers....
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    I call bullshit. There is no way in hell you picked up a hitcher. Was it a cut and paiste hitcher or the run of the mill masher type? LOL. If in fact you rolled up to...A GUY hitcher, you must want to die. Or love the fact that you live on the edge. You actually let the killer in your car? Dude, that's fucking burly. LOL. Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by track 5 View Post
    I call bullshit. There is no way in hell you picked up a hitcher. Was it a cut and paiste hitcher or the run of the mill masher type? LOL. If in fact you rolled up to...A GUY hitcher, you must want to die. Or love the fact that you live on the edge. You actually let the killer in your car? Dude, that's fucking burly. LOL. Out.
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    Even when I was reading the story, I was about 99.9% postitive (+/- 0.1%) this was a joke...simply because voivod was the author.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    Even when I was reading the story, I was about 99.9% postitive (+/- 0.1%) this was a joke...simply because voivod was the author.
    Me too, simply because he's from New 'effing England.
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    LOL!!!!
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