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    Default $5,150 in cigarettes gone from store

    $5,150 in cigarettes gone from store

    Link: http://www.miamiherald.com/471/story/245133.html

    Someone stole cigarettes valued at $5,150 from a Davie convenience store.

    The manager of the Hess station at 3241 N. University Dr. had the only key and knew the alarm code to enter the storage room at 8 a.m. Sept. 13.

    He shut off the alarm and went to the office above the storage room, then left. He said the door automatically latches when it closes.

    About noon, after performing his duties at the station, he returned to the storage room.

    He immediately noticed that cases of cigarettes had been stolen and he said the latch assembly had been loosened and could have been pried open. By the time the police arrived, however, he already had hired a locksmith who replaced the lock and the latch.

    Missing: Three cases of Marlboro cigarettes (90 cartons) valued at $2,907, one case of Newport cigarettes (30 cartons) valued at $969, 20 cartons of Salem cigarettes valued at $647 and 20 cartons of Winston cigarettes valued at $627.20.

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    In typical South Florida fashion, the thief will be apprehended in a few hours, sitting in a lawn chair beside his pick up truck in a field off of 441. A sign will be affixed to the tailgate of the truck, announcing "CIGS FER SAIL, CHEEP".

    Ah, yes...Davie, the last bastion of free-thinking in Southern Florida.
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    Was it really $5,150 worth of cigarettes that was stolen? Or is it just a made up number meant to coincide with the Van Halen tour kickin' off this week?
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    Which one of the VHLinkers stole these cigs? I know I didn't because I quit smoking 5 weeks ago! Dang, to think I could've bought some "cheep cigs fer sail"
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    Wow, cigs are already "cheep" in Florida. Round here $5,150 would have only bought 100 cartons. And the ones stolen are the so-called sale brands.
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