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    "Assless chaps"

    The term "Assless chaps" is frequently used on these forums. Think about this for a minute. All chaps are "Assless" otherwise, they would be called "Pants!" Why do people insist on calling them "Assless?" A more apt description would be "Pantsless chaps." Chaps are designed to be worn with pants underneath. When Roth would wear his chaps, he wore them "Pantless." His ass was definitely still there!

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    Because it's easier to say assless chaps rather then writing a paragraph for the legalists.

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    When Dave was on with Howard Stern a few years ago Howard was discussing the assless chaps. Howard said Dave had, "a nice set of beefy cans".

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    I just realized I used the term "wore" as in, the past-tense. I suppose the thread police will now move this thread to the Van Halen "Past" forum. I hereby modify my original post to "wears" so the thread can remain here.

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    Will Dave be breaking a pair out? Thats the big question

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    Judging by the fact that I would not have wanted to see him in those back in the day, lets hope they don't come out now.
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    That's probably the only thing I don't want returning. Dave sounds great, but I don't need to see a 50-plus year old ass!

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    Think about it, Dave could say something to the effect..... " the last ime I was with my Brother Eddie, I was in this..." a completet spoof of himself... I think it would be funny has hell...
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    Dave needs to leave the chaps at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unchained-Hoosier View Post
    That's probably the only thing I don't want returning. Dave sounds great, but I don't need to see a 50-plus year old ass!
    I do... Dave still has a great body!
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    This is gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
    I do... Dave still has a great body!
    Well I know of at least one person who does!

 

 

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