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    Default Taser Madness: Cocaine and Live Chicken in Car

    Sheboygan, Wisconsin (AP) --- A man faces a number of charges, including drug possession, after a traffic stop in which he was stunned several times with a taser and police found a live chicken.

    Richard D. Brown, 34, was charged with cocaine possession with intent to deliver, maintaining a drug trafficking place, resisting an officer, obstructing an officer, second-offense operating while intoxicated and operating after revocation.

    According to Sheboygan police, the incident started about 2 a.m. Friday when an officer spotted Brown involved in a potential drug deal and tried to stop him. The man threw a pack of cigarettes out of his car window and tried to run. The pack was found to have contained more than an ounce of cocaine, authorities said.

    An officer pursued Brown, caught him, punched him in the head and knocked him to the ground, authorities said, but he tried to run again. A second officer zapped both men with a stun gun as they were struggling, and Brown again before he was handcuffed.

    Brown told the officers he got the fowl from a local fast food restaurant, police have said.

    Brown was taken to a hospital, where he received six stitches for two cuts on his face. The chicken was taken to the Sheboygan County Humane Society.

    He faces up to 26 years in jail if convicted on all charges.

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    Dick Brown sure did fuck up!! Chicken from a local fast food joint? Save dem chickens!!

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    Sounds like a fairly typical Tuesday for me.

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    Now there's a true humanitarian for you. He saved that chicken's life!
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    Umm...precisely how fast could this "fast food" joint be if they needed to process their own live chickens? Yeah, I've heard the phrase "cooked to order", yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Umm...precisely how fast could this "fast food" joint be if they needed to process their own live chickens? Yeah, I've heard the phrase "cooked to order", yet...
    Geez Chef, STOP!

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    Chicken sashimi!
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    Where the hell was the chicken before all this - isn't mentioned in the article. Did it shoot out of the guy's ass (ala gerbil up the shoot) after he was tasered repeatedly???
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    Ok, this guy is an idiot.

    In that situation, one HAS to use the Michael Irvin defense:

    "Its the chicken's coke! I'm just trying to help her get clean."


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