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    Default Man builds Guillotine, uses it on himself

    Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area

    ALLEN PARK, Mich. -- The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.

    The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

    Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

    "I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."
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    Obviously a depressed Dickens fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    "I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."
    I don't know, if he was so determined to end his life he should have just bought a gun and gotten it over with sooner.
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    This is the kind of thing that makes responsible guillotine owners look bad.

    There are thousands of guillotine enthusiasts in the world who keep guillotines in their homes for personal security. Those people never make the news. Only when some sicko decides to off himself in public do we hear about guillotines, and then everybody thinks we're all a bunch of crazies.

    It won't be long before the government starts trying to legislate guillotine control laws and I'll be told I can't carry a guillotine in public. The only people who will be harmed will be the law-abiding sport guillotinists, not the criminals. The second amendment guarantees my right to keep and bear guillotines! We must stop the madness before it gets started.

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    meh. 3.5 out of 10.

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    Dad, is that you?

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    I got front row tickets to Alice Cooper tonight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon to be EX-fan View Post
    Dad, is that you?

    Any idea where that pic was taken?
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    I guess he will never be "head" of a major corporation now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydeeds View Post
    I got front row tickets to Alice Cooper tonight!

    Thanks for reminding me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    This is the kind of thing that makes responsible guillotine owners look bad.

    There are thousands of guillotine enthusiasts in the world who keep guillotines in their homes for personal security. Those people never make the news. Only when some sicko decides to off himself in public do we hear about guillotines, and then everybody thinks we're all a bunch of crazies.

    It won't be long before the government starts trying to legislate guillotine control laws and I'll be told I can't carry a guillotine in public. The only people who will be harmed will be the law-abiding sport guillotinists, not the criminals. The second amendment guarantees my right to keep and bear guillotines! We must stop the madness before it gets started.

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    Remember, guillotines don't lop off people's heads; people lop off people's heads.

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    Owen Wilson was 41?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Any idea where that pic was taken?
    Some place cold?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
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    Thanks, I thought it was Austria, not Italy. At least it was the Alps.
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