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  1. #1
    Buddhist Riff
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    Ok, since a few of you enjoyed my other list, I thought I'd push my luck and try another one.Hell, I'll even throw in a bonus #6. Take it easy on me this time.

    #6 Ed- "Would someone tell that dick Coverdale to stop calling here, we've already got a singer!"

    #5 Ed- "Honest Val, I didn't pay extra for those seats so we could see up Britney's skirt, it just worked out that way."

    #4 Al- "Hey guys, who has an extra 5 to tip the pizza guy? Thanx Mike. Here ya go Gary, make sure you give Danniels his 15% for scoring you this great gig."

    #3 Dave- "Yeah, I know the album has been done since April, but I think we should milk this rumor thing a little longer"

    #2 Mike-" Eddie, how much longer do I have to keep up this Sherman thing?"

    #1 Ed- "Hey Dave, 2 words. CUP CHECK!!!!!!"

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    Dude is on a roll, keep em coming.

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    LOL - that's awesome.


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    Definatly gave me a good laugh today
    lol!!!!!!!!!!

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    Dude this was better then the last one!! That was funy! Where do you come up with these?

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    Very funny stuff

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    Dude, you're a genius. Keep dem top 5 lists comin.

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    Lmao

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    Buddhist Riff
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    Thanks guys. I spend alot of time in the car every day and get very bored. Sorry for being such a dork.

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    Buddhist Riff, that made me laugh my ass off! HOLY SHIT! I loved the one about Gary and the 15% for Daniels.hahahaPeace out.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    That stuff is priceless. Certainly was a good laugh.


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    VH2000
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    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Keep it up, Buddhist Riff!!

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    Great shit, BR!

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    Nice material Buddhist! The Mickey sherman thing had me rolling. Out

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    Way cool Buddhist Riff!
    You forced me to make a rare post. :}

 

 

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