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    DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.

    Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

    The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

    The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

    Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
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    that story just reminded me of this:

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    You cant make this shit up people.


    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.

    Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

    The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

    The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

    Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.

    Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

    The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

    The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

    Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
    I'm sorry, but the dad sounds like a puss to me. Now that being said, it doesn't say how old the father was, but damn. And his kid really must make him proud. This is a fucked up story. But why else come here to the links? You get everything and a bag a cheetos to boot. Out.
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    These things escalate. Next time it'll be cold cuts.

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    That kids a badass. grr.
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    Pops got put out of commission by a Cheetos bag? Put some beer on the wound and nut up, Daddy-O!
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    I don't think it was necessarily the Cheetos bag as much as the kid was on meth and probably out of control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Down In Flames View Post
    Pops got put out of commission by a Cheetos bag? Put some beer on the wound and nut up, Daddy-O!
    Right. LOL. And pops rolls up to work and all his buddies at the factory heard of the story.

    "Say Leon, we heard that your tweak of a son kicked your ass last night."

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    Quote Originally Posted by track 5 View Post
    Leon: "I'll manage. It was touch and go for a little bit. I went Funyuns on his ass and he backed off."
    LOL!

    I know we're joking and shit but this really could've escalated.

    Once the Munchos get introduced it's toe-tag time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Down In Flames View Post
    LOL!

    I know we're joking and shit but this really could've escalated.

    Once the Munchos get introduced it's toe-tag time.
    I know man. You obviously remember that story I told you guys about what went down at the four sixes rodeo back in 98. I get mad even talking about it. Out.
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    Between that incident and VH3... 1998 was a shit year.

    A bag of fucking cheetos in '98's grill!
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    thats nothing. i smacked a friend of mine with a hunk of brisket earlier.
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    And just last week, HH slapped FORD with a large trout!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
    And just last week, HH slapped FORD with a large trout!!!
    The trout was also a registered Republican...
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