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    Default How About Some Guitar Humor?

    Someone has had some fun at Petrucci's expense:

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/189258.php

    Check them both out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Someone has had some fun at Petrucci's expense:

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/189258.php

    Check them both out.
    That's pretty good!

    There have been several parodies of shredders out there, however, I don't think any one of these even comes close to touching the "Wengie" posts that were done here a few years ago.

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    lol great stuff. there is a great Vai one floating around here where they even dubbed in some hand clapping, where it sounds like he is playing in front of about 10 people.

    I love these, and they are of my fav players, but if ya cant laugh at yourself...something something
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    http://www.youtube.com/v/SKMYeXkY

    this is the best one by FAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitar08man View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/v/SKMYeXkY

    this is the best one by FAR
    linkie no workie
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    Here's Satch playing Always with you, Never with me...




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    Quote Originally Posted by A&Z Guitar Repair View Post
    Here's Satch playing Always with you, Never with me...




    All we need now is a Sustainer and Andrew with the Shirtless look!!

    now that was brilliant, i laughed so hard some poop came out.
    the thing is its sooo hard to play a song THAT BADLY...i always find myself going back n trying to play it right so the guy who made the clips must have some skills
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    now that was brilliant, i laughed so hard some poop came out.
    the thing is its sooo hard to play a song THAT BADLY...i always find myself going back n trying to play it right so the guy who made the clips must have some skills
    ROFLMAO! Brilliant.

    Can someone post the Vai one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    now that was brilliant, i laughed so hard some poop came out.
    DUDE!!
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    Sorry, but all I got are drummer jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielleesale View Post
    HELL yeah! Best of the bunch so far...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    Can someone post the Vai one?
    Yeppers! He is "playing" Tender Surrender.


 

 

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