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    Forward This and Save Bob Saget

    Lately I've been on MySpace more and more and I can realize one of the reasons I quit ever going to MySpace. I'm sure you've all seen the brilliant forward messages that some people come up with. You know, the ones that are like...

    "Someone out there likes you, but in order to find out who it is you must send out this annoying bulletin about 50 times or else someone will walk in your room and stab you tonight while you're sleeping.

    Have a good day."

    Alright, due to the fact that I never have sent these forward messages out I should have:

    Had about 563 bad things happen to me
    Been shot in the face 24 times
    Stabbed by a dead girl in my sleep 50 times
    Had 56 lives worth of loneliness
    Been pierced in the neck with Lindsay Lohans heroin needle 82 times
    Probably deleted my MySpace account 1,822 times already.
    Some of the worthless shit people send me is so pathetic. In fact, I would rather receive about 20 Macy's Free Gift Card bulletins instead of getting one of these stupid things. From now on I am never opening another bullshit forward message from anyone because:

    *They aren't cute/funny/lolerzwroflmao/ or any of that other chicken shit bullshit.
    *They piss me off.
    *Every time you forward one a muslim extremist gets up the nerve to suicide bomb.
    *The internet will implode due to global warming if this continues.
    *Bob Saget dies a little inside every time he receives a forward message.

    So in order to stop this epidemic and save Bob Sagets life I have come up with a forward message of my own. It's intention is to become the best forward message of all time. When this message reaches enough people, MySpace will suddenly delete all forward messages for no reason and anyone sending these bullshit messages from this point on will die of anal seepage. So send this following message to all of your MySpace friends (aka Tom cause you have no other friends) and things will rock.


    Subject: Forward this and save Bob Saget

    This is the only message you should EVER forward to any of your friends. You see, forward messages are sent everyday to MySpace friends in the form of bulletins. These forwards are dumb and spam, but even worse every time one of these messages gets forwarded out Bob Saget dies a little inside. I personally think Bob Saget is cool and would not like to see him die because some asshole thought it would be cute to forward the "Find your lovers name" spam all through my bulletins list. Bulletins are for important stuff such as "Hey check out vhlinks.com" or "Man I think the vhlinks.com is awesome." So quit clogging peoples bulletin list with moronic garbage and stop slowly killing Bob Saget you assholes.


    PS: If you don't send this to 1,000 people one of my faggot coworkers is going to come ass rape you in the middle of the night.





    I thank you and so does Bob Saget.
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    I wonder if Guitar Shark will have any comments on this thread?
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    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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    keep away from the kool aid!
    Runaround... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around... around...

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    I saw his latest HBO Special. Not Funny.

    Pay attention to real comedians who are actually funny and not just shocking because they were on Full House and now can curse.... A LOT.

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    I tried to come up with something funny to say about Bob Saget, but I've got nothing.

    I'm also drunk right now.

    Family Guy is on!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewThomas.net View Post
    I tried to come up with something funny to say about Bob Saget, but I've got nothing.

    I'm also drunk right now.

    Family Guy is on!!
    "VH is like the chick who you haven't seen in a while... There were ups and downs, disappointments abound, but fucked ya so good. She calls ya and wants you to come over... You're not gonna remember the bad, you're gonna head over for a piece of ass... BUT, you're not goin' over there to get back together again for the longterm 'cause ya know it ain't gonna last forever!!!" -fast98dodge

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    Okay, I forwarded it.


    Sorry, voivod, I couldn't resist.

 

 

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